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sheila
February 15th, 2007, 07:53 AM
CU-BIDDIE ATTACK
15 February, 2007

LOvE, 2:17am. Early this morning, as straggling cupids Lena and AmyP were coming home from and overtime Valentine’s Day shift and wanting nothing more than a hot cup of cocoa and a warm bed, destiny struck. The gang of Cu-Biddies who have been tormenting our little (and getting littler by the day!) town attacked from behind. Based on eyewitness reports, the Cu-Biddies were beating the women over the head with papers and shouting impressive and complicated strings of expletives, the general gist of which seemed to be “this will teach you to make lists!” It seems that the Cu-Biddes are getting a little nervous after one of their own was captured last night.

TOWN MEETING RESULTS
15 February, 2007

LOvE, 7:07 am. The results of yesterday's Town Meeting eliminated Stacey and Shanna from the suspect pool with rather different results.

At first, the trial seemed rather uneventful. Shanna and Stacey were quizzed in the usual manner, and both were able to answer the usual questions.

Things started t get interesting when Shanna talked about her efforts to create a lasting relationship between Britney and KFed. There was some scoffing, but Shanna made her case of why these two were made for each other and just how right the union is. And after showing everyone the videos of Britney’s interview with Matt and the KFed video while she was… talking about time travel, there was really no room for doubt. Shanna is a Cupid in good standing.

Stacey painted a lovely picture of her efforts to pair and re-pair Alex & Izzy, Izzy & Denny, Alex & Addison, Addison & Sloane. Everyone oohed and aahed, and, yes, I did see [i]you[/I ] starting to drool. It looked like Stacey was about to be released as a pink blooded cupid in good standing until someone popped out of the fog long enough to remember that all those people are not actually real. And then someone else piped up and reminded everyone that none of those relationships were actually functional. That’s when Stacey got a little pissy. She demanded more chocolate and said that while the quality of goods at Nadine’s shop was good, she needed SO MUCH MORE on the quantity side. What a little Cu-Biddie!

Poor Stacey. Just a few drops of that magical Love Potion and she was headed to see Venus on that great mountain top in the sky where I’m sure she is getting a good talking to.

The results in detail:

Stacey 11 beatnikluv 10 Stass 8 Sandy 8
Sabrina 4 schwanda 4 Karri 3 gulp! 3
Mrs Peacefrog 2 Tuesdayswife 2 girlo 2 Jayne 1
Nadine 1 Eva 1 kelly 1 Nichole 1
Silke 1


LAST TOWN MEETING TONIGHT
15 February, 2007

LOvE, 7:52am. Great job on ridding our fair town of one of the nasty cubiddies! We still have 4 left. And while suspiscion is flying high, it is not yet clear whether it is getting you closer to the truth. Lets try to make this vote count! I'll be spending my night trying to figure out if/how you'll be able to find out about the ones you haven't identified.

stass
February 15th, 2007, 08:00 AM
:coffee:

Lena and AmyP :bawl:

Stass 8 votes??
:angry2:

Silke
February 15th, 2007, 08:01 AM
but we got one ........poor Amy and Lena. :blue:

Kimberly
February 15th, 2007, 08:02 AM
:cheer: We figured out one... now for the others...

Jean Luc
February 15th, 2007, 08:03 AM
Mon deu! 8 votes for mon amour??!!! :nono:

Melissa
February 15th, 2007, 08:13 AM
Mon deu! 8 votes for mon amour??!!! :nono:
:giggle:

RIP Lena and Amy!

TtownAnne
February 15th, 2007, 08:16 AM
CRAP, I fell asleep and forgot to vote last night!

MamaGoofy
February 15th, 2007, 08:17 AM
Oh no!!!! Not Lena and AmyP!!!! What a horrific crime!!! :mope:

I am just glad that we finally caught one of those nasty biddies!!!! Now to hunt down some more!!!!:lynchmob:

sabrina
February 15th, 2007, 08:23 AM
Let's get 'em. :gimi: those :airquote: pmsy :airquote: little cupids

AmyP
February 15th, 2007, 08:32 AM
I saw it coming. It's what I get for being too smart. :(

Stacey
February 15th, 2007, 08:49 AM
You bitches! :complain: As if it's a crime to be cranky!

MamaGoofy
February 15th, 2007, 08:51 AM
You bitches! :complain: As if it's a crime to be cranky!

:roseglass I see nothing but happiness...:roseglass

schwanda
February 15th, 2007, 09:36 AM
One down, four to go!
We'll get those :airquote: bitchy :airquote: cupids by tomorrow!!!

Amanda

MamaGoofy
February 15th, 2007, 09:45 AM
Yes..but how can we get all 4 by tomorrow???? :scratch:

Shanna
February 15th, 2007, 10:06 AM
Moi?? a BIDDIE?!? :snob:

Alysia
February 15th, 2007, 10:11 AM
:woo: One Down!

Jessica
February 15th, 2007, 10:15 AM
No, not Lena and Amy!!! How awful!

schwanda
February 15th, 2007, 10:36 AM
I'm surprised Sandy survived all of the list making. :dunno:

Amanda

Girlo
February 15th, 2007, 10:37 AM
OMG!! :faint: Stacey was even in my shop!! :faint: I had no idea....she was nice to me. :dunno: I guess that just shows that you never know who these PMS :airquote: cupids :airquote: are. :errr:

Stacey
February 15th, 2007, 11:05 AM
Oh, Lena and Amy had it coming. :rolleyes:

Stacey
February 15th, 2007, 11:10 AM
One down, four to go!
We'll get those :airquote: bitchy :airquote: cupids by tomorrow!!!
You will never find my bitchy friends. Never! http://www.bluebugprints.com/smilies/evil_laugh.gif

Bridget
February 15th, 2007, 11:52 AM
You will never find my bitchy friends. Never! http://www.bluebugprints.com/smilies/evil_laugh.gif

http://www.smileypad.com/v202/Cache/Misc/Want-Some.gif

(Me = target. But I got AF yesterday and everyone is being too nice in this town. It's irritating the crap out of me! http://bestsmileys.com/paranoid/7.gif )

Stacey
February 15th, 2007, 11:57 AM
Oh, well, shit. Come to the dark side, m'dear. We still have chocolate and men... but none of that pesky perkiness. It's heavenly, if I do say so myself.

Bridget
February 15th, 2007, 12:04 PM
Oh, well, shit. Come to the dark side, m'dear. We still have chocolate and men... but none of that pesky perkiness. It's heavenly, if I do say so myself.

Tempting, but men irritate me and I don't like chocolate. :snob:

Stacey
February 15th, 2007, 12:07 PM
I forgot about your issues with chocolate.

BTW, we don't talk to the men. :lol: We use them for our entertainment :brow:, then let them cook and clean for us. That's what you get when you know how to crack a whip, unlike the saccharine-laced freaks around here.

Suit yourself. :dunno: You don't know what you're missing though.

Bridget
February 15th, 2007, 12:17 PM
[QUOTE=Stacey]
BTW, we don't talk to the men. :lol: We use them for our entertainment :brow:, then let them cook and clean for us. QUOTE]

My husband already cooks for me. Not sure about the cleaning. Do you guys publish like "Tips for Biddies" or anything? Then I can try before I buy. ;)

Stacey
February 15th, 2007, 12:20 PM
Nah, we don't care enough about others to publish our secrets.

And I don't care enough to beg you to come hang out. No offense, really. I'm just saying, I've noticed that you're not one of the pods around here. So if you're looking for some normal people to chill with, come on over. If not, it's your loss.

BTW, husband? :dunno: I didn't think many people in LOvE had those? :dunno: That's sweet.

Bridget
February 15th, 2007, 12:32 PM
Damnl You really *aren't* very nice. I admire that in some small way.

MamaGoofy
February 15th, 2007, 12:33 PM
Watch out Bridget...she's gonna get ya!!

Bridget
February 15th, 2007, 12:36 PM
Watch out Bridget...she's gonna get ya!!

I know. I figure they're gonna kill me tonight anyway, I might as well enjoy the ride. Too bad I mentioned my husband was gone. Oh but have I shown you my new craft project?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/119846362_f103007a64.jpg?v=0

MamaGoofy
February 15th, 2007, 12:41 PM
Sweet!!! I love that!! May have to see if you can build one for me at the Cafe!

Sandy
February 15th, 2007, 12:54 PM
Nah, we don't care enough about others to publish our secrets.

And I don't care enough to beg you to come hang out. No offense, really. I'm just saying, I've noticed that you're not one of the pods around here. So if you're looking for some normal people to chill with, come on over. If not, it's your loss.

BTW, husband? :dunno: I didn't think many people in LOvE had those? :dunno: That's sweet.

You are killin me girl!! :lol2:

I'm alive!!! I'm ALIVE!!! :woo:

Although, now I am hugely suspicious of that Amanda girl. Notice she doesn't have her real name as her user name.

schwanda
February 15th, 2007, 12:59 PM
Hey! I'm not one of those :airquote: bitchy :airquote: cupids!!! And I didn't go around telling everyone I'd be dead by today! :lol:

Amanda

MamaGoofy
February 15th, 2007, 01:01 PM
Accusations are flying today!!!! Watch out above!!! :scan:

Sandy
February 15th, 2007, 01:02 PM
Hey! I'm not one of those :airquote: bitchy :airquote: cupids!!! And I didn't go around telling everyone I'd be dead by today! :lol:

Amanda

Sounds kinda bitchy to me, oh ye of one son, who lives in the Eastern time zone, and doesn't use her real name as a username!!!!!!!

schwanda
February 15th, 2007, 01:13 PM
Yeah but lots of people fit several of the clues and that doesn't make them suspects. :dunno:
The bottom line is that we still haven't gotten the list down to the point where we know who the 4 remaining :airquote: PMS-y :airquote: cupids are! Continuing to accuse one another like this isn't going to get us any closer....

Amanda

Sandy
February 15th, 2007, 01:42 PM
Yeah but lots of people fit several of the clues and that doesn't make them suspects. :dunno:
The bottom line is that we still haven't gotten the list down to the point where we know who the 4 remaining :airquote: PMS-y :airquote: cupids are! Continuing to accuse one another like this isn't going to get us any closer....

Amanda

Hum, no one is accusing me!!!

You are sounding defensive!!!

Nichole
February 15th, 2007, 01:50 PM
Quite :airquote: defensive :airquote: if you ask me. :nod:

schwanda
February 15th, 2007, 02:51 PM
I'm cool with that! :lol: No need to defend innocence!

Amanda

Nichole
February 15th, 2007, 02:58 PM
Uh huh, ok sure. :ok: :awink:

Alysia
February 15th, 2007, 03:06 PM
Sounds kinda bitchy to me, oh ye of one son, who lives in the Eastern time zone, and doesn't use her real name as a username!!!!!!!

:nod: Seems pretty suspicious! :lynchmob:

MrsPeacefrog
February 15th, 2007, 03:35 PM
Stacey, I am frankly quite shocked! :woa: but then again... I guess I'm not :giggle:


Okay, on to the next 4!

Lyoshka
February 15th, 2007, 06:18 PM
I can't believe they killed me! Seriously, what did I ever do? Stacey, since you are dead like mel, care to spill the beans? hehe

Nadine
February 16th, 2007, 02:23 AM
Interesting....
YAY- 1 found 4 to go!
I am just sad about Amy and Lena... :(