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sheila
February 14th, 2007, 08:09 AM
CU-BIDDIE ATTACK
14 February, 2007

LOvE, 3:38am. In an early morning Valentine’s Day Massacre, Le OUAL vers Évreux residents Darcy and AmyLynn were approached by a gang of marauding Cu-Biddies as they stumbled home from Le Chateau after a night of cupidic debauchery. Bystanders saw nothing, but heard voices yelling something that sounded like “give me chocolate” and “give me flowers” repeatedly. Darcy and AmyLynn were so startled that they suffered massive and immediate candy heart attacks that were there demise. The combination of the severity of the candy heart attacks and the amount of alcohol in their systems makes it clear that they did not suffer
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TOWN MEETING RESULTS
14 February, 2007

LOvE, 7:5am. The results of yesterday's Town Meeting eliminated Kara and Kate from the suspect pool.

The trial was relatively brief as everyone was busily preparing for the big day. Brief, but expected. Kara claimed the romance of Romeo and Juliet as her shining achievement, stating that even though it didn’t work out, the couple did love each other until the end and there are not many people alive who don’t know about them. Kate claimed Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon. She was disappointed with the end, but the two had made such a cute couple for such a long time (on the sliding Hollywood scale) that the town was beginning to be swayed.

As a final test, Kara and Kate were ordered to display their archery skills to prove that their aim was still true.


Kara 14 Kate 7 Nadine 5 Sandy 5
schwanda 5 Colleen 4 gulp! 4 Tuesdayswife 3
girlo 3 Mrs Peacefrog 2 Jayne 1 Karri 1
Sabrina 1 Alysia 1 Darcy 1 Nichole 1
Michele* 1




LOVER-FIGHTER
14 February, 2007

LOvE, 8:10am. As the saying goes, "I'm a lover, not a fighter." In this game, if you aren't a lover, you are a fighter. And when your little picture goes from http://www.onceuponalife.com/forums/images/ranks/lover.jpg to http://www.onceuponalife.com/forums/images/ranks/fighter.jpg you can no longer vote.

Melissa
February 14th, 2007, 08:21 AM
:rip: Darcy and AmyLynn

Nadine
February 14th, 2007, 08:46 AM
Sorry to hear about Darcy and AmyLynne.

What happens to our stores once we are attacked by cu-biddies? Or, in other words, other than not being able to vote, are there any other limitations to becoming a fighter?

Colleen
February 14th, 2007, 08:52 AM
Oh no, not Amy and Darcy! :cry: :cry:

Kristen
February 14th, 2007, 08:55 AM
Maybe the town can place an ad in the newspaper for new owners?

AmyLynn
February 14th, 2007, 09:11 AM
From the grave - AmyP is my co-owner of our Gymboree store so that will still be open.

MamaGoofy
February 14th, 2007, 09:18 AM
May you RIP Darcy and AmyLynn. You will be heavily missed! :sigh:


So we still haven't caught any of these Cu-biddies????:tearhair:

Kara
February 14th, 2007, 09:22 AM
Darcy and Amy will be missed :(

Darcy
February 14th, 2007, 09:52 AM
And here I was celebrating the hubby's new job. :mope:

Lyoshka
February 14th, 2007, 09:58 AM
Oh no. Amy and Darcy--may you rest in peace and may there be a never ending supply of chocolate there. I'm sorry I doubted you, Darcy (and I did not vote for you, btw)...you will be truly missed.. :bawl:

Girlo
February 14th, 2007, 11:43 AM
Oh no!! :bawl: I'm so sorry Darcy and Amy..... :mope:

If you need to have a chat, come by the bookshop anytime. :hug99:

Nichole
February 14th, 2007, 11:50 AM
:rip: Darcy and Amy.

(now I'm really afraid to make any kind of public lists! :errr: )

Stacey
February 14th, 2007, 11:54 AM
No kidding, huh, Nichole? List-making doesn't seem like the healthiest thing a cupid can do. :scan:

sabrina
February 14th, 2007, 12:08 PM
I think I will keep my lists to myself. I have one but it is on my computer.

Lyoshka
February 14th, 2007, 12:26 PM
maybe Darcy got close to the truth with the lists??? I think i need to RE-examine her lists and search for clues there! Dr Watson, we have work to do!

schwanda
February 14th, 2007, 02:41 PM
Oh no! Rest in peace dear cupids!

Amanda