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Sandy
February 14th, 2007, 12:04 AM
After hearing some of the news of wanton violence in our city, and after experiencing some negativity myself this evening, I have decided to create a local newsletter for people to report strange events they see or experience in LOvE.

I have heard that Jolene has been extremely jealous and possessive of some of the more masculine among our town population, a practice which I, personally, frown upon and find unnecessary.

Rumour also has it that Beatniklove (Shanna) has started vicious rumors in town, including some about yours truly.

And just tonight, I received a vase full of these at my front door.
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Certainly, this is not the expression of love and togetherness we typically experience here in LOvE.

As such, should you hear of any strange events or experience them first hand, please report them here.

In addition, I will also accept items of interest that you may wish to have published concerning upcoming events or promotional items in the variety of LOvE stores.

Sandy
February 14th, 2007, 12:07 AM
Quickly reporting that there has been news of a catfight breaking out at Le Chateau!!! Most unlikely!!!

schwanda
February 14th, 2007, 06:11 AM
May I just send a Happy Valentine's Day message to another to mon cheri, Sebastien? Merci!

Cher Sebastien,
Merci pour ton amour. Je t'aime beaucoup.
Your Little Cupid,

Amanda

Kristen
February 14th, 2007, 08:40 AM
Ooh, will the Chronicals have a classifieds section for cupids? We need a place to advertise for our hunks, jobs, hunks, sell things, more hunks!

Kristen
February 14th, 2007, 09:19 AM
Wanted:

Babysitter for 6 lovely cupids with a penchant for pastries. Needed for the first weekend in March so parents can have a relaxing weekend off. Call x0x-x0x0 for details....

Sandy
February 14th, 2007, 09:59 AM
Ahhh, my fair citizens of LOvE. We have lost too many good hearts already!!!! It is a tragedy of unspeakable measure. We must find these cu-biddies in our midst!!! :lynchmob:

We shall miss you, cupid Amylynn and cupid Darcy. One last arrow for you.:cupidhit:

Please report here any mysterious findings. Of particular interest - who, if anyone, is refusing flowers or flower deliveries? Or is conspicuously absent from our (somewhat) fine florist?

After leaving le chateau last night I remained awake for quite some time w/ friends, but failed to hear any of the last moments of our lost cupids. Hummmm.

Sandy
February 14th, 2007, 10:12 AM
Of note:

Persons who have purchased flowers:

Nichole
Colleen
Girlo
Peacefrog (deb)
Beatniklove (shanna)
Eva
Gulp! (stef)
Karri
Lyoshka (lena)
Kimberly
Stass (stacey)
Lynn
Mama Goofy (melissa)
Tuesdaywife (Jolene)

Alysia runs the shop, so that should exclude her?

Kara and Darcy are also patrons, but they are both out of contention.

MamaGoofy
February 14th, 2007, 03:20 PM
All I know is I was hanging out with MY Jean Luc and Stass got all up in arms about it. I didn't think much of it at the time (as she bought me a drink as a peace offering). Maybe I should re-evaluate the situation!!

Kimberly
February 14th, 2007, 09:13 PM
I wanted to make sure that you recieved your candles, madame.

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I also wanted to let you know that to get a wax stain out of clothing you should put a paper towel (or coffee filter-type paper) over the spilled wax, and then putting a hot iron over the towel. The heat draws the wax up into the towel, which can then be discarded. I hope this will help!