Maison de le Oracle Magique

[stass]

Madame Stass, Gypsy Fortune Teller

Bon Jour!:wavey:


Coincidentally my ancestors came from this region of France. I have in my possession an ancient oracle handed down to me from my great great great Grand-mère Grenouille. I am pleased to announce the grand opening of my little Maison de le Oracle Magique. Here is a photo of the ancient oracle.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7dc30b3127cce825305fe376e00000016109AcsWrZk0am

It can only answer yes or no questions.



Disclaimer- Madame Stass’ oracle is for entertainment purposes only. The answers given may contain irregularities and should not be used to make important decisions. Side effects may include itching, burning and anal leakage. Although erections lasting for more than 4 hours may occur rarely, to avoid long-term injuries, it is important to seek immediate medical help.

The oracle has been enchanted by the Cu-biddies and can’t tell you who they are. So sue me!

[stass]

ps we open in the morning. :yawn:

[stass]

pss sorry I opened at 1159. My clock said 12.

[MrsPeacefrog]

Ooooh I am first in line!


I NEEEED to know:

"Will my french lover Peirre arrive into town today to start the lovin?"

[schwanda]

Is Sebastien too young for me?

Amanda

[stass]

Ooooh I am first in line!


I NEEEED to know:

"Will my french lover Peirre arrive into town today to start the lovin?"

:vibes:
Here is the oracle's prediction--"Outlook Good"

:aok:

[stass]

Is Sebastien too young for me?

Amanda

:vibes: "Reply Hazy Ask again later"

I'll give it a few minutes Amanda.

[sheila]

That is one fancy crystal ball you've got there, Stacey!

[stass]

:giggle:

[stass]

:vibes: "Reply Hazy Ask again later"

I'll give it a few minutes Amanda.


Now it says :vibes:
"Without a Doubt"

:whistle:

[stass]

Okay Jean Luc and I are off to the counrtyside. I am going to :airquote:sketch:airquote: him. :brow:

Feel free to post your questions for the oracle. I'll be back around 5.

[AmyLynn]

My recent lovers include Michael and Kevin.....are there more in my future?

[MrsPeacefrog]

Thank you Oracle, you were accurate, Peirre arrived just moments ago and I am oh so excited!

:gimi:

[Sandy]

What an interesting shoppe you have here! I have often found myself to be :airquote: sensitive :airquote: to the world's whispers and like to see a kindred soul here in town. So many of the so called :airquote: oracles :airquote: are just imposters.

[stass]

My recent lovers include Michael and Kevin.....are there more in my future?

"Outlook Not So Good"Sorry :dunno:

[Kelly]

Oooh, the fanciness of your oracle is giving me shivers:giggle:

So, does Sebastien have a brother?

[stass]

What an interesting shoppe you have here! I have often found myself to be :airquote: sensitive :airquote: to the world's whispers and like to see a kindred soul here in town. So many of the so called :airquote: oracles :airquote: are just imposters.

Thanks for stopping Sandy. :wavey:

[stass]

Oooh, the fanciness of your oracle is giving me shivers:giggle:

So, does Sebastien have a brother?
:vibes:
"Yes Definitely"

:brow:

[Kelly]

Yippee! I claim him, I claim him! :giggle: I don't actually have to get his opinion on it do I?:lol:

[stass]

Yippee! I claim him, I claim him! :giggle: I don't actually have to get his opinion on it do I?:lol:

"It is certain" :lol:

[Sandy]

Will the lovers of LOvE remain in bliss, or should tragedy befall one of them?

[stass]

Will the lovers of LOvE remain in bliss, or should tragedy befall one of them?

"Reply Hazy Try again Later" :errr:

[stass]

Will the lovers of LOvE remain in bliss, or should tragedy befall one of them?

Okay it's later...

"as I see it yes"

:hide:

[Alysia]

A delivery for you!



http://www.blumen.com/images/mixed%20bouquet%202%20new.jpg

Madame Stass, Thank you for your accurate reading. Peirre also thanks you.

Peacefrog (who has dropped the Mrs so nobody finds out she is actually married)

[schwanda]

Oh well! If you like them young, what do you expect? Thanks anyway...

Amanda

[stass]

Pretty flowers! Thank you Deb!

[stass]

Oh well! If you like them young, what do you expect? Thanks anyway...

Amanda

I hope you don't let that stop you! :lol:

Remember the disclaimer
Disclaimer- Madame Stass’ oracle is for entertainment purposes only. The answers given may contain irregularities and should not be used to make important decisions. Side effects may include itching, burning and anal leakage. Although erections lasting for more than 4 hours may occur rarely, to avoid long-term injuries, it is important to seek immediate medical help.

[stass]

Okay closing up for the night but feel free to post your questions for the oracle. I'll answer them in the morning. :yawn:

[tuesdayswife]

Care to have a special evening reading session at my bar as part of the festivities on Wednesday?

[stass]

Sounds good!:aok:

[stass]

Anyone have any questions for the Oracle today?
:vibes:

"My Reply is No"

Maybe it is mistaken. :mope:

Oh well I'll take solace in my sketching session with Jean Luc and be back later.

[Bridget]

Via Email:

Madam Stass: Do you do mystical readings "for entertainment value only" via the WWW? I understand that anal leakage may be the result and I am all stocked up on corks. I may not be able to get into your shop until later and I'd really like to know if I should get up and stop my kids from playing on the bannister before they plummet to the floor, three stories below.

[stass]

Via Email:

Madam Stass: Do you do mystical readings "for entertainment value only" via the WWW? I understand that anal leakage may be the result and I am all stocked up on corks. I may not be able to get into your shop until later and I'd really like to know if I should get up and stop my kids from playing on the bannister before they plummet to the floor, three stories below.
:vibes:
"yes"

(wow it is right on, spooky!)

[Sandy]

Madame Oracle - I see evidence of many arrows being shot off all around our fair city. Will there ever be a caregiver to tend to all these wounds?

[stass]

Madame Oracle - I see evidence of many arrows being shot off all around our fair city. Will there ever be a caregiver to tend to all these wounds?

"Cannot Predict Now":dunno:

[stass]

Thank you for your patronage, Sandy. :)

[Sandy]

Hum. Interesting. So, fair oracle, what shall the fairer of the residents of LOvE do to protect themselves?

Oh, certainly madamoiselle. As stated, I am one of the few w/ the sensitivies as you.

[Kara]

Will I have a Valentines Day love?

[Nichole]

Will I survive to tomorrow? I'm a little nervous about these cu-biddies harshing our buzz. :scan:

[stass]

Hum. Interesting. So, fair oracle, what shall the fairer of the residents of LOvE do to protect themselves?

Oh, certainly madamoiselle. As stated, I am one of the few w/ the sensitivies as you.

:secret:it can only answer yes or no questions.

[Sandy]

Wha? Are you perchance a fraud? Mon blu!!! Please tell me no?

[stass]

Will I have a Valentines Day love?

:vibes:"Don't count on it"

I am sorry Kara. I am giving you the actual answer the oracle tells me. :blush:

[stass]

Will I survive to tomorrow? I'm a little nervous about these cu-biddies harshing our buzz. :scan:

No lie Nichole first answer was :vibes:
Concentrate and ask again
then
Reply Hazy :errr:

good luck I told you they enchanted the oracle.

[stass]

Wha? Are you perchance a fraud? Mon blu!!! Please tell me no?

Is this a question for the oracle or Madame Stass?

[tuesdayswife]

Sounds good!:aok:

Great!!! I'll see ya there! 7pm-ish???

[Karri]

Oracle - will the snow delay my husband's flight into LOvE tomorrow?
(need to know if its safe to "do the books" with Jean Luc :brow: )

[stass]

Oracle - will the snow delay my husband's flight into LOvE tomorrow?
(need to know if its safe to "do the books" with Jean Luc :brow: )

It says
"Most Likely"

WTF? How many Jean Lucs are there around here????

[tuesdayswife]

WTF? How many Jean Lucs are there around here????


That's what I was thinking too!!! Thank goodness nobody has moved in on my Nathan and Eric that I have stashed away. :phew:

[Alysia]

A special delivery for Madame Stass

http://a1128.g.akamai.net/7/1128/497/0001/www.proflowers.com/prodimg/MBQhugskisses_ruby004_l.jpg

The card reads...

Dearest Stass,
You hold the key to my heart.
Much Love,

Jean Luc

[Nichole]

No lie Nichole first answer was :vibes:
Concentrate and ask again
then
Reply Hazy :errr:

good luck I told you they enchanted the oracle.

Whew, I'm glad it was hazy in the good direction this time! :lol:

I have a new one: will we catch a cu-biddie tomorrow?

[Stacey]

Will I eat all of my chocolate-covered strawberries myself instead of sharing them with my baby cupids?

[Sandy]

Hummm. Please ask the "oracle" if Madame Stass is a cu-biddie herself!!!

[stass]

Disclaimer- Madame Stass’ oracle is for entertainment purposes only. The answers given may contain irregularities and should not be used to make important decisions. Side effects may include itching, burning and anal leakage. Although erections lasting for more than 4 hours may occur rarely, to avoid long-term injuries, it is important to seek immediate medical help.

The oracle has been enchanted by the Cu-biddies and can’t tell you who they are. So sue me!





I wish I could ask it that. I assure you though I am not. :nono:

[Kara]

:vibes:"Don't count on it"

I am sorry Kara. I am giving you the actual answer the oracle tells me. :blush:

Thats ok Stacey, i expected that :(

[stass]

Thats ok Stacey, i expected that :(

:hug99: Kara.

[Stacey]

Is the Oracle ignoring a certain cupid with the same name as her? :tapfoot:

[Nichole]

I was ignored by the Oracle, too. :scan:

[Stacey]

Maybe the Oracle has awful news for us mere cupids. :scan:

Or maybe she thinks we stink. *sniffs pits*

[Nichole]

*huffs into hand to check breath*

:dunno:

[stass]

Will I eat all of my chocolate-covered strawberries myself instead of sharing them with my baby cupids?

"outlook Good"

Sorry, I was away from the oracle so couldn't ask it your question, geez. :)

[stass]

Whew, I'm glad it was hazy in the good direction this time! :lol:

I have a new one: will we catch a cu-biddie tomorrow?

"Reply Hazy try again" (dang you make it hazy, maybe it thinks you are a biddie)

"It is certain" :aok:

[stass]

YOu ladies smell perty. sorry for the delay!

[Nichole]

YOu ladies smell perty. sorry for the delay!

Since you said that, it's all good. :lol:

[Stacey]

Well, I'm glad you don't think I stink. I have to say something does though. I think it's my big 3YO cupid who still chooses to crap himself. :complain:

[Stacey]

Actually that leads me to another question...

Will my "baby" cupid stop crapping himself by summer?

[stass]

Actually that leads me to another question...

Will my "baby" cupid stop crapping himself by summer?

:shuffle:
"My reply is no"

that s the answer from the oracle but :crossfing it was wrong this time.:secret:My almost 5yo did that about a week ago so I feel your pain.

[Stacey]

Eh, well, mine's still in diapers, so I guess that's better than the sitch you had with poop in the undies.

[Bridget]

Via Email:

Madam Stass: Do you do mystical readings "for entertainment value only" via the WWW? I understand that anal leakage may be the result and I am all stocked up on corks. I may not be able to get into your shop until later and I'd really like to know if I should get up and stop my kids from playing on the bannister before they plummet to the floor, three stories below.
:vibes:
"yes"

(wow it is right on, spooky!)




Just popping in to mention that your mystical oracle was DEAD ON with this. Seriously. I stopped them and they DID NOT plummet to the floor. Damn. Gave me chills.

Question for tonight: It's Valentines Day and my husband is out of town. Should I start drinking BEFORE the kids go to bed?

[stass]

Just popping in to mention that your mystical oracle was DEAD ON with this. Seriously. I stopped them and they DID NOT plummet to the floor. Damn. Gave me chills.

Question for tonight: It's Valentines Day and my husband is out of town. Should I start drinking BEFORE the kids go to bed?

"It is Decidedly so"
:drink2:

[Bridget]

"It is Decidedly so"
:drink2:


Wow man. Right again. Gettin' goose bumps here! http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q175/bellnsickels2/drink.gif

[Kimberly]

Is my cupid going to get lucky tonight? :lol:

[stass]

Is my cupid going to get lucky tonight? :lol:

"You may Rely on it" :aok:

[stass]

One for me...should I go to bed now and watch Lost with dh?
"you may rely on it" :yawn:

[Joan]

Will my school pass AYP?

[stass]

Will my school pass AYP?

"Concentrate and ask again"

"It is decidedly so"


:aok:

[MamaGoofy]

Am I getting sick???

[stass]

Am I getting sick???
"My Reply is no"

:crossfing

[MamaGoofy]

That is great!!! I didn't want to have to close up the Cafe!

[Shanna]

Am I already sick?

[MamaGoofy]

Will I be attacked by the biddies???? :eek:

[Stacey]

Will I be attacked by the biddies???? :eek:
What's it worth to you to not get attacked? :scan:

[MamaGoofy]

What's it worth to you to not get attacked? :scan:
Don't know...what do you want???? :scan:

[Stacey]

Chocolate. Lots of chocolate. I don't care about flowers. They smell too strong and they die anyway. Also, one of the local shops uses him...

http://www.verbeat.org/blogs/stuckinsac/arquivos/matthew.jpg

... as their delivery boy. I want him. If you can deliver these things, I'll see what I can do for you. No guarantees though.

[Kimberly]

That would be my shop that uses the yummy delivery boy. I am more than willing to loan him out as long as I am guaranteed not to be attacked either. I am guessing that Stacey really enjoyed her bubble bath with him last night if she is requesting his :airquote: services :airquote: again. :lol:

[Stacey]

Hmm, looks like I could have a lucrative little side business offering cupids protection, huh? Y'all can keep bringing me treats, and I'll see what I can do. I will try, but my friends are very bitchy. And they are pissed that y'all caught me.

[Bridget]

Hmm, looks like I could have a lucrative little side business offering cupids protection, huh? Y'all can keep bringing me treats, and I'll see what I can do. I will try, but my friends are very bitchy. And they are pissed that y'all caught me.

:lynchmob: NANNA NANNA BOO BOO! :lynchmob:

[Stacey]

Aww, look a brave little villager. That's cute. :rolleyes:

For a bunch of cupids all hopped up on love, you guys look pretty angry. --> :lynchmob: It's really not becoming.

[Bridget]

http://www.smileypad.com/v202/Cache/Angry/Blasted.gif Valentine's Day is over beeatch.

[Stacey]

Are you shooting a bodily fluid at me? :scratch:

I'm not sure I'm going to fight with you. I just saw your post in another thread (I think the town hall), and I want you to come to the dark side. I know deep down, you're no cupid. ;)

[Bridget]

Are you shooting a bodily fluid at me? :scratch:



Yep. It's a special "baby poo rocket launcher".

I'm not sure I'm going to fight with you.

Bok bok bok bok bok! [/Chicken]

[MamaGoofy]

Hmm, looks like I could have a lucrative little side business offering cupids protection, huh? Y'all can keep bringing me treats, and I'll see what I can do. I will try, but my friends are very bitchy. And they are pissed that y'all caught me.

Hmmm let me see what I can do about Mr. Yummy and the chocolate.
As far as voting...you weren't even on my suspicion list!! :peace:

[stass]

Am I already sick?

"most likely" :patback:

[Shanna]

"most likely" :patback:

Thank you, dear Oracle! Glad to know it isn't just in my head ;)

[stass]

ARe those who pmed me right about the suspects?

" As I see it Yes"!!!

[stass]

Ok let me just say that it is really weird how right on this "oracle" has been. Kinda spooky! I am really asking these questions and giving the real answers the "oracle" gives.
:errr:

[MamaGoofy]

You have the "magic voodoo". :lol:

[stass]

:vibes: :witch2:

[Sandy]

:lol2: This thread is totally cracking me up this morning!

[MamaGoofy]

:vibes: :witch2:

I am not a :witch2: I am a :cupidhit: :lol::roseglass :roseglass

[stass]

:lol:
Well anyone who has any need for the magic "oracle" can just ask a question here even though the game os over. I subbed so it will email me if you come by. :aok: