Random thoughts...

[Nichole]

There's nowhere for me to dump these random thoughts, so I'm making a place. :lol:

Randomness:
1. being home all day with too much leftover Halloween candy is not good
2. I think I just ate too much candy
3. my stomach hurts

:lol:

[Bridget]

I hate my job.
I hate the coffee at my job.
My job enables me to buy expensive, yet unattractive black clompy clogs.
Back to work.

[Jayne]

I am so tired
I don't want to go to Tylor's conference because I am tired
I don't want to go to bowling..because I am tired
Why am I so darn tired

The kids are staying at MIL's..I should be happy but Timmy is coming at 7:30 in the morning :cry:

[gulp!]

I hate Nichole.
Why do I hate Nichole?
Because she mentioned Halloween candy.
And that made me want some.
And my receptionist has some.
And now I hate my receptionist.

[Michele]

I don't want to go to work tonight. I hate working at night b/c you have all day to think about how you don't want to go to work. I'd rather work in the morning b/c there is less time to think about how you don't want to go.

I want some Halloween candy too...

[Sandy]

I love Stef's post.
How come I can't be clever like that?
Bridget cracks me up.


I think this thread was made for me today.

[Darcy]

I hate that my brother works for Nestle.
No, I love that he works for Nestle.
But then that means we have good leftover Halloween candy.
Which makes me want to eat it.
But not infront of Riley because then I'd have to share.

And I hate that all these fun games on OUAL were started after I quit work. :gah:
Somehow watching my kids is taking me away from here.

[gulp!]

I love Stef's post.
How come I can't be clever like that?
Bridget cracks me up.


I think this thread was made for me today.

If Sandy liked my post so much, she could give me some reputation. :gimi:

[Nichole]

Ooh. Props whoring/begging is unattractive. [/sharp intake of breath through teeth] :heee:


:giggle:

[gulp!]

Hey, if I get a specific shout out, I want the points that go along with it. :lol:

[Nichole]

Well, I guess asking for something is the best way to get it. :lol:

[Sandy]

I hooked you up and nominated it, girlie!!! :woot2: :hi5: (Is that what you mean by reputation?)

[gulp!]

No, Sandy- you can just click on the little scales below the username and give reputation to a user's post. The nominations are for extra special posts, of which I don't think mine qualifies. :heee:

I am NOT a poet; and I'm positive I know it. :lol:

ETA: But thanks for nominating it! :git:

[Nichole]

No, I think she meant giving her reputation points. You click on the little scales on her post (under her pic) and approve or disapprove her post.

ETA: Never mind, the poet beat me to it. :lol:

[Melissa in Italy]

I think I'll go get some Halloween candy... :devil:

[schwanda]

I hate this thread.
Now I want Halloween candy, too.
I don't have any Halloween candy.
My stupid job makes me work late.
My kids didn't get to go trick-or-treating.
So I have no Halloween candy.
Very sad.

Amanda

[MrsPeacefrog]

Stef's funny
Makes me wonder if I am funny
The realisation is hitting that I might not be as funny as I think I am
Neurotic tendencies hitting and rocking in the fetal position commencing
Thanks Stef! :rolleyes:

[Bridget]

My husband has both kids in his possession! This is the first time in (I think) three years I haven't had to drive a kid home when I haven't had some other obligation (like a work thing or something).

:woo:

Now where's my techno music. I'm gonna rock!

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/music013.gif

[Missy&Maggie]

I ate too much Halloween candy today.
I called into work today for the second time ever because Maggie was sick.
Now Van is home from his trip and they are fighting in the bathroom because it's bathtime.

I think I need more candy. :biggrin:

[Melissa]

I want some candy now too
We have WAY too much candy
I'm supposed to be doing work in my class
Instead of interacting with Katie DH decided to turn on the TV :rolleyes:

[Clare]

I don't mind not having Halloween here until you all start mentioning the candy.
Mmmm, candy...
Not that I could eat it anyway cause I'm on a healthkick.
So it's a good thing we don't do Halloween here :)

[MrsPeacefrog]

This is the 1000th time I have watched Madagascar
I hate Madagascar
Wait the kids are quiet
I LOVE Madagascar! :love1:

[bunybomb]

My daughter is driving me nuts about a freaking sleepover tomorrow. She has called me 5 times in the past 5 minutes.

My damn dryer is broken and can't seem to find a replacement fast. I'm going to have to order it and wait. I've got 5 loads of laundry on my family room floor.

I'm going home now.

[Melissa]

I'm wondering who thought up this smilie:
:pasties:

[MrsPeacefrog]

A boy!



Ok, how come kids can handle having snot hanging on their lips for hours at a time, but they get one speck of food on their clothes and they have to change their whole outfit??? :gah:

[Jenn]

I am so tired.
The coffee at my work sucks, too.
I just worked 13 hours and got home after my girls were in bed. :(

[schwanda]

I am bored.
I have lots of work to do.
My book chapter was due yesterday.
It is not done.
I am here screwing around instead.
I should be working.
or I should be sleeping.
Playing on OUAL is not working
Nor is it sleeping.

Amanda

[Nichole]

Amanda, you are cracking me up today! :lol:

[Silke]

Amanda, you are cracking me up today! :lol:
Me too...me too :lol:

[AmyP]

This thread is funny.
I finished Sarah's Halloween candy today.
Oink.
I'm glad she's too little to understand Halloween and doesn't care.
I'm also glad I gave a lot of it to my brother because there'd be more for me to make a feeble attempt at resisting.
I don't want to go to Williamsburg with my mom tomorrow because I'll have to hear her diagnose Sarah and then assure me Sarah will be fine 1000 times on the bus ride.
I should have my head examined for agreeing to go.
I don't want to try to fix Grandma's VCR tomorrow.
Why do I agree to these things?

[sheila]

Oh wow, I am excited for Bridget that Kai has the kids.
This thread is really funny
I hope, hope, hope everyone leaves the new post icon with +10 for the mods
If they don't my head might explode
My head might explode anyway
I think this posting contest might have been a VERY BAD IDEA.
Very bad
very very bad
but, it is fun
and people could always take bets on whether I will make it to December with a non-exploded head.

Halloween candy...

[Nichole]

In 5...4...3...2...

Would it be evil if I charge admission for the viewing of Sheila's head exploding? :popcorn:

:giggle:

[Karri]

mnnnnnn
Halloween Candy
I can kick your asses in any contest
any day
of the freakin' week
Wanna see my pile of wrappers from this evening to prove it?

Wine is good too
Veeeeeery good

[Karri]

oh my.
there was just a CRV commer cial on w/ popcorn and now
I WANT SOME
:lol:

[Bridget]

In 5...4...3...2...

Would it be evil if I charge admission for the viewing of Sheila's head exploding? :popcorn:

:giggle:
Nichole your siggy is kind of an advance homage to Sheila. :lol:

[Nichole]

Hee hee, I hadn't thought of that. :giggle: I don't know if I want her to get that bloody, though. Just a teensy head explosion. Non splattery, you know?

:lol:

[sheila]

:bawl: Y'all are so mean!

(the y'alls come out when I've had a couple glasses of wine)

[Sandy]

Now I am going to have some wine. I don't want to miss out on all the fun.

[Michele]

I should not be eating cheese and crackers at 11:15pm...but I just got home from work and I'm really hungry so I'm having some cheese and crackers. I wish I had some wine to go with them....

*go to liquor store tomorrow...get wine...eat more cheese and crackers tomorrow night.

[Mary DK]

:bawl: Y'all are so mean!

(the y'alls come out when I've had a couple glasses of wine)
Y'alls are good :nod::aok:

This thread is funny
I should be updating my work's website right now
But my boss is out of town so I get a little bit of a break
If she was in town I would have at least 25 emails from her regarding the stupid website
Y'all stop mentioning candy :drool:
:vibes: Put thinking cap, try to be creative, update website
:vibes: You can do it, you can do it!
But... I DON'T WANT TO!!! :sigh:

[Cami]

I love that Sheila is second guessing her contest and it's only Nov 3. :lol2:

I hate that y'all have Halloween candy. :tongue2:

[Sandy]

I need to be on the same health kick as Clare.

I need to go get more coffee.

Damn, I'm cold this morning.

[Nichole]

Is it 8:45 already?
I haven't gotten any work done.
I need to get some work done.
Too much to read here.
I should get to work.
I think I'll go get some more coffee.

[schwanda]

Health kick?
What's a health kick?
Living on caffeine and sugar
isn't healthy?????
I guess I learned wrong in med school!

Amanda

[Missy&Maggie]

Everyone feels better today except I have a migraine.
I am on call this weekend. Yuck.

[Sandy]

I am a milk makin machine.
I just pumped 12 oz of milk in 5 minutes.
I'm not joking.
If I lived in the wilds of bornea, I would be the village wet nurse.

[Barb]

I'm wearing the most comfy jeans, ever!
I will be so sad when I have to retire them.

[Nichole]

The hoodie I'm wearing today reminds me of a Muppet because it's so fluffy. :giggle:

[bunybomb]

*go to liquor store tomorrow...get wine...eat more cheese and crackers tomorrow night.

Have you bought the wine yet Michele? Can I come over? I'll bring more cheese and crackers. Hmmmm, only 11:10am and I'm already thinking of wine.......:silly:

[bunybomb]

I'm going to spend the afternoon adding to my own reputation! :queen:

[bunybomb]

Just found out I can't add to my own reputation. :rotflmao: But I have 10 points! WOW, someone loves me.

[Nichole]

:secret: Everyone starts out with 10 points, Becky. But if you look now, you should have more points. :awink:

[sheila]

Oh how I wish I didn't have to drag Katie to the drs office today
Why can't the just accept my diagnosis and write the damn script? :giggle:
And it is the freaking slow dr.

[bunybomb]

:secret: Everyone starts out with 10 points, Becky. But if you look now, you should have more points. :awink:

Well damn, I thought someone liked me! :lol:

:secret: It felt good Nichole!

[Barb]

Becky... look again. :)

[Nichole]

:giggle:

Is it lunch time yet? I'm starving. And knowing I'm going to be eating yummy food for lunch isn't helping matters...
Ack, it's only 10:40! :gah:

[Brandi Jo]

Hmmm...I'm so not loving the albuterol high that I am on. I should be using it to do something productive....instead, I'm just sitting here bouncing my legs up and down!!

[schwanda]

More random thoughts from me....

I'm waiting for our last case to go in the OR.
I wish the anesthesiologists would hurry up.
The sooner we start, the sooner we finish.
I want to go home and see my kids.

Amanda

[mama]

Amanda, do you watch ER? I always wondered if doctors watched that

[Melissa]

Why is Katie crying
I have no idea
Reed is up there with her
So I really don't have to care

[schwanda]

Amanda, do you watch ER? I always wondered if doctors watched that

I watched ER when I was in med school but then the medical inaccuracies started to annoy me. Plus, when I was a resident I couldn't deal with watching anything remotely work-related during my rare time off! :lol:
I actually like Grey's Anatomy now but I rarely have time to watch. I also like House but I watch that even less often.

Amanda

[schwanda]

Another random thought...
My wonderful husband just drove from NY to Baltimore.
He came to see me.
I'm online here instead.
What the h*ll is wrong with me anyway??? :lol:

Amanda

[Bev]

Just a teensy head explosion. Non splattery, you know?

:lol:
That's a wee bit of an oxymoron. Do I get extra points for using oxymoron accurately in a sentence?

[Darcy]

Well, an accurate oxymoron would be jumbo shrimp. What's the oxymoron you're referring to, Bev? "Teensy explosion"?

[Bev]

Non-splattery explosion, because I think an explosion can't be an explosion without splatter. But yours is a much better example for sure. :nod:

[Darcy]

Gotcha. :aok: (Just making sure I'm still getting some use out of that wonderful English degree. :lol: )

[Michele]

Wine is good...cheese is good....the rest of Jackson's Halloween candy was good :lol: except for the lollypops...I didn't eat those, oh and the gummy eye...although I so could eat the gummy eye, b/c I really like gummy candy!

[Mrs. Shae]

wine is great ... and so is the internet ... but COPS is on ... and i am :bolt: outta here :lol:

[pam]

Not so sure whether I'm glad that I got rid of most of the extra Halloween candy today. I kinda miss having it around to keep me company. This thread really isn't helping.

[Karri]

....the rest of Jackson's Halloween candy was good :lol: except for the lollypops...

Well, the mice in my house thought otherwise and helped themselved to a butterscotch dum-dum last night :errr:
(i guess that is what i get for sealing everything except marshmallows and lollis in tupperware. and yes...they got the marshmallows, too :complain: )

DIE, MICE, DIE!!!! I WILL KILL YOU IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO! :flippy:

I think I am officially halloween candied out. Blech.

And if Norah poops in the tub one more time I think I may have a "teensy head explosion"

[Silke]

Ewww...you still have mice, Karri?

[Karri]

yeah. gross. they are Super Mice. Little shits have stolen everything we've baited the traps with. Earlier this week, one actually snapped and I could hear it thrashing. I called the neighbor over and by the time he got here, the thing had gotten out. :errr: So I have a well-fed mouse w/ a bruised face.
I called the pest management people. They're coming monday :woo:

[Silke]

I know this is gross, but the thought of a well-fed mouse with bruised face made me laugh :lol:

Good luck on getting the super-mice exterminated.

[Mrs. Shae]

okay ... first thing in the morning is NOT the time to read about *mice in traps* and *poop in tub* ...

[Sandy]

It is morning
I am content
Tommy is in the kitchen w/ both kids
Cooking breakfast
I have a good cup of coffee
and Harper slept all night.
I am content. :)

[schwanda]

Yuck to mice. Yuck to poop in the tub.
TG Nathaniel stopped pooping in the tub.
I hope Jessica doesn't start.
Note to self: keep Jessica away from Norah so she doesn't learn bad habits.

Amanda

[Bridget]

Caleb is stamping with alphabet stamps,
Ahna? Watching Dora and doing a dance,
Dad's in the toilet (where else would he be?),
And Mom's online; posting and givin' "R-E-P".

:lol:

[Karri]

Bridget should be a rapper. You reserve rep for that attempt :lol:

[Karri]

Note to self: keep Jessica away from Norah so she doesn't learn bad habits.

Yeah...she could teach her how to take her clothes off and stick toys in her vagina :rolleyes:

[Karri]

Kids are in the basement building giant cardboard block towers and then plowing them over with their bodies.
Mama's enjoying coffee and flipping between CNN Sat. Morning and the movie 'Jawbreaker' :shuffle:
I think I'll take the kids outside in 10 mins to rake leaves and wear them out!!

[schwanda]

Yeah...she could teach her how to take her clothes off and stick toys in her vagina :rolleyes:

Excellent! That sounds like a great party trick. Norah will be very popular in college....

Amanda

[schwanda]

I am at work today operating on other people's children instead of playing with my own. What is wrong with this picture??? It's Saturday. My boss needs a life!

Amanda

[Sandy]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Karri
Yeah...she could teach her how to take her clothes off and stick toys in her vagina :rolleyes:



Excellent! That sounds like a great party trick. Norah will be very popular in college....

Amanda


I was going to say to Karri that she was killin me w/ the imagery this morning, but then, Amanda, you turned it to a totally different result! Hilarious!!! :lol2:

[Bridget]

That is one time I'm glad someone else said it and not me! :lol2:

[schwanda]

Glad I could amuse you all. I knew some pretty wild people in college and there were lots of naked parties....

Amanda

[schwanda]

Wait, I'm a respectable doctor. Maybe I shouldn't have just admitted that. I take it back. I went to a very strict college where there were no parties and no nudity.

Amanda

[Bridget]

Wait, I'm a respectable doctor. Maybe I shouldn't have just admitted that. I take it back. I went to a very strict college where there were no parties and no nudity.

Amanda

I hereby rechristen this the "Schwanda Schmiley"!


------------------> :pasties:

[schwanda]

Uh oh. What have I done????

Amanda

[Bev]

You've ruined your chances for political office anyway! :lol:

[schwanda]

Oh that. Well that was true a LONG time ago. No worries!

Amanda

[Mrs. Shae]

:tapfoot: i wish the washer repair person would get here ... apparently we are LAST in their 7AM to 11AM window ... i NEED to do wash ... TODAY!

[schwanda]

I hope the repair person finally showed up!

Yet another random thought....
Explain this to me:
I went to work at 6:45am.
I came home at 3pm.
My son had a nap.
My daughter had a nap.
My husband had a nap.
Jessica was still in her pajamas.
Nathaniel was wearing nothing but a diaper.
The breakfast dishes were on the kitchen counter.
The lunch dishes were on the dining room table.
I came home. Both kids got dressed and the dishes were done. (by me!)
How does that work?

Amanda

[Lynn]

:disbelief: Amanda. You're my hero. :bowdown:

It's 9:30 PM.
My husband is sleeping on the sofa. I've told him to go to bed twice and he answered, "But I'm comfortable". He keeps snorting in his sleep. :lol:
Aaron is sleeping.
My dogs are sleeping (and snoring :hehe: ).

I'd like to watch something on TV other than football but Keith has the sleeping deathgrip around the remote. :gah:

[schwanda]

Lynn - Gotta hate that death grip! :rolleyes:

The saddest part is that my husband thinks he's a hero because he watched the kids by himself all day. :rolleyes: In his defense the kids were fed and happy and he didn't complain once about being stuck alone with the kids all day.

Amanda

[Sandy]

Please go and talk to your dad about anything
Please go and talk to your dad
Please go
Please go
Please go
Just for a little while
You are kinda driving me bat shit crazy
I love you
But please go away
Just for a little while

[Sandy]

OMG!!!
It worked!!!
She left!!!!
She is talking to her dad about rosy rosy tea!!!

[schwanda]

OMG!!!
It worked!!!
She left!!!!
She is talking to her dad about rosy rosy tea!!!

I'm jealous! That NEVER works for me!

Amanda

[Michele]

I went out tonight in Boston. I wore pointy shoes. I'm pretty sure my feet are permanently (I can't spell that right now I don't think) damaged. But I saw David Ortiz at Sonsie. And I had 2 pink panther martinis and 2 glasses of merlot I also had a mini burger which was too rare for my tastes..but spinach salad was good. I hope I don't get e. coli. My baby will get formula if she wakes up tonight. Yum!

[Mrs. Shae]

I hope the repair person finally showed up!

he did ... and the @#^(#@&(%@*% (%@*%)#@*&^*^ washer worked just @#*(@#&(@#^(*@^ fine! ... i guess the high-end machine that we bought gets temperamental if it is *off balance* ... and then shuts down ... while i did try to [per the repair person on the phone] *reset it* by unplugging it ... that didn't work immediately ... however had i tried it again ... oh ... say a freaking week ago before goint to the laundrymat ... it prob would have worked ...

and btw ... i feel for you on the work/hubby/kids .. while i don't have the kids part ... i know how it is to work all day ... and have hubby think that he did what he did ... sounds like you are like me though ... and can see the positive side of things ... now go and take at least 15 mins for yourself!

[Mrs. Shae]

:woo: Go Michele! ...

[Mary DK]

Got the 2nd part of my root canal done today
My tooth hurts
I took ibuprofen, not doing much good
Can't take the vicodin b/c it knocks me out & Blair is working tonight
My leg & lower back are hurting too
Must be AF b/c it had the nerve to show up today
I have a movie to watch but I probably fall asleep after the first 5 minutes
The boys fought all day
They have like 50 Nascar cars but they both wanted the same two!!! :gah:
Must enjoy tomorrow
Not looking forward to next week
My boss will be back from a conference full of "ideas" :rolleyes:
Meaning... lots of work for me
Man, I'm whinny
Some sleep should do me good
Hopefully the boys will sleep all night
Must. go. to. bed. :yawn:

[schwanda]

Why don't my kids sleep at night???

Amanda

[Mrs. Shae]

Why don't my kids sleep at night???

Amanda

because they napped all day long with dad? :bighug:

[Michele]

I have a headache this morning. :blue:

[Jayne]

Sick, I can't be sick. I take Singular and Alegra every darn day. How the heck can I be getting sick and why is there no doctor answering to tell me what I can possibly take in addition to those two pills. My throat is KILLING ME~

[Missy&Maggie]

I can't wait until this weekend is over! (I'm on call and have been at the hospital all morning).
The TV in the doctor's lounge is tuned to the NYC Marathon.
Boy those folks are in good shape.

[Cami]

I'll toast the marathoners with the Krispy Kreme donut I'm munching. Which, I might add, costs $1.80 for a single one. $14.00 for a dozen. :disbelief:

[Barb]

I didn't know they had Krispy Kreme in London
Our plot to take over the world is almost complete
I'll toast the marathoners with a beer later today

[Cami]

Our grocery store just started carrying them. Located right by the front entrance so we can't miss them. I can't believe I actually bought them.

eta: thanks for the points Barb. :awink:

[schwanda]

Yum to Krispy Kremes.
I've been in and out of the hospital all weekend. It sucks!

Amanda

[gulp!]

My daughter's been having accidents
It seems to be a phase she's in
but if this keeps up for much longer
I'm checking myself into the looney bin.

[Bev]

Yum to Krispy Kremes.
I've been in and out of the hospital all weekend. It sucks!

Amanda
The good news is you aren't a patient! :)

[Bridget]

Why are toys only fun,
When being dropped,
or kicked,
or swung,
or flung
in baby sister's face.
(I'll need a cocktail at this pace.)

A million toys,
aren't they swell?
Cars are perfect to impale
or toss from heights,
then give a yell.
"Look out belowwwwwwwww!"
(What the hell?)

Someone's crying,
So I'll end this fable,
If you need me,
I'm under
the table.

[Kelly]

Why, oh why, did my husband let Alex watch a Rob Zombie video with him repeatedly?
Why can Alex remember THAT song and want to sing it all the time, but can't remember all the ABCs? GAH!

[Kelly]

Love the poem, Bridget:lol:

[Bev]

Bridget makes me sick that she can think up those poems like that. I don't have a creative bone in my body.

[schwanda]

The good news is you aren't a patient! :)

Fair enough!!!! And I'm VERY thankful for that!

Amanda

[schwanda]

Bridget's definitely more creative than I am!

Amanda

[bunybomb]

Red wine and brownies make the perfect adult snack. :shhh:

[Mrs. Shae]

it's sunday evening ... and i just colored my hair :biggrin:

[Nichole]

I think I'm addicted to bagels. I've had two today already and am hungry for another. :blush1: :lol:

(in my defense, I'm recovering from a stomach bug and it's the only thing I feel adventurous enough to eat yet. There goes any weight loss I may have enjoyed from the sickness. :lol: )

[gulp!]

it's sunday evening ... and i just colored my hair :biggrin:

Me too! :lol:

Nichole, I meant to send you a warning not to watch TAR last night. I wasn't sure how your stomach would take the cow lips. :lol:

[Barb]

What is the point of white chocolate? is it just me, or does it taste the same as brown. :dunno:

[Nichole]

Yah Stef, that was a little touch and go for me. :lol:

Barb, white chocolate is just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong! It tastes like wax to me! :dead:

Guess what I had for breakfast? :giggle:

[Silke]

Bagel? :giggle:

[Barb]

Barb, white chocolate is just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong! It tastes like wax to me! :dead:

I ate one of Liam's white chocolate Reese's peanut butter cups that he got for Halloween. It tasted the same to me.

[Silke]

Ya'll must get the wrong white chocolate :lol:

[gulp!]

white chocolate- :puke:

[schwanda]

Mondays suck. Especially when you've worked all weekend.

Amanda

[Bev]

Barb, white chocolate is just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong! It tastes like wax to me! :dead:


White chocolate? :giggle:

white chocolate- :puke:

Right on sistahs!! :dude:

[Jayne]

I swear if the phone rings one more time and it is a damn recorded message about this person or that I am going to scream.

[schwanda]

I swear if the phone rings one more time and it is a damn recorded message about this person or that I am going to scream.

Pre-election stuff???

Amanda

[Barb]

Divorce lawyers are the scum of the earth. Mine just called in response to my email about it taking awhile to get the paperwork done. He said, "I didn't think it was difficult". You get divorced buddy, and see how difficult it is. :complain:

[Jayne]

Pre-election stuff???

Amanda

YES...I could just scream at these darn people..but of course there is no real person on the other end of the phone:bash:

[Nichole]

Bagel? :giggle:

Ding! Ding! Ding! Give the lady a stuffed giraffe! :lol:

[Cami]

Y'all are freaks. Box up your white chocolate and send it me... someone who will appreciate it. :lol:

[Alysia]

Cami- will you share the white chocolate with me?! It is my favorite!

[Cami]

Sure I will share... looks like no one else is fighting us for the supply!! :lol:

[Nichole]

It is not chocolate! There is no cocoa in it, only cocoa butter. Blech!

[Dennis]

I'll take the white chocolate everyone is giving away.

[Cami]

It is not chocolate! There is no cocoa in it, only cocoa butter. Blech!

It comes from a cocoa bean too. It's chocolate. :tongue2:

[bunybomb]

Divorce lawyers are the scum of the earth. Mine just called in response to my email about it taking awhile to get the paperwork done. He said, "I didn't think it was difficult". You get divorced buddy, and see how difficult it is. :complain:

If it's not difficult, why isn't he doing it for you??? :chainsaw: Ass hat!

[Sandy]

Lawyers are the scum of the earth.

Wait.....

I'm going to change the subject.

I'm going to pipe in on the chocolate debate.

No white chocolate. Me no likey.
No dark chocolate. Me no likey
Milk chocolate? Me likey me likey me likey

Now I want chocolate so I am going to change the subject again.

I'm bored.
I'm tired.
My feet hurt.
I'm glad I can be at work w/ my door shut instead of at home chasing after kids.
Is that bad?

[Darcy]

Does anyone else enjoy cold chocolate? I always stash mine in the freezer. Right now I'm enjoying some cold Nestle Treasures with caramel on the inside. It's SO good. :nod: That's right--even moms need treats every now and then. :biggrin:

[Lynn]

Aaron's sick.
Again.
I want chocolate but I can't have it because
my bladder hurts (long story).
So I have to eat white chocolate.
I hate white chocolate.

[Silke]

Ugh...my house is in a freaking mess
causing me some major stress
laundry seems to be never-ending
now I got extra from camping

I am suffering from major sleep deprivation
despite tons of coffee and caffeination
cause Kyle is really sick
with crouping cough, ear infection and sore throat...poor kid

So we had an eventful night
that caused us quite some fright
steamy shower and nebulizer treatment did the trick
to avoid the not-so-much-fun ER trip.

Here's to a better night today
cause I don't think I can stay up much longer anyway.
Maybe coffee number 5 might do
or a bang to the head might, too.

[Silke]

Ding! Ding! Ding! Give the lady a stuffed giraffe! :lol: Ooo...a prize :bliss: :lol:

[Bev]

It is not chocolate! There is no cocoa in it, only cocoa butter. Blech!
Again: Right on sistah! :dude: Great minds and all that nonsense!

[Bev]

Does anyone else enjoy cold chocolate? I always stash mine in the freezer. Right now I'm enjoying some cold Nestle Treasures with caramel on the inside. It's SO good. :nod: That's right--even moms need treats every now and then. :biggrin:
Oh yeah baby! Always dark and always in the fridge. :)

[Jayne]

Silke. That was an awesome poem..Sorry that Kyle is sick though :hug99:

[bunybomb]

I'm bored.
I'm tired.
My feet hurt.
I'm glad I can be at work w/ my door shut instead of at home chasing after kids.
Is that bad?

Not at all. Take a little nap with that door closed. :hug99:


Great poem Silke! I don't think my brain could ever come up with something like that. I'm lucky to get an intelligent thought now and then.

[Silke]

Silke. That was an awesome poem..Sorry that Kyle is sick though :hug99: Thanks Jayne. He must be feeling better because he is beating me up :lol: He finally got a good nap in there, too. It helps not having to wake-up screaming.

[schwanda]

Love the poem Silke and glad that Kyle is better.

I just got home from work.
It's 9 f'ing o'clock.
I worked all weekend.
My kids are both sleeping and I didn't see them.
My job SUCKS!
And I had a sucky day.
Shoot me.

Amanda

[Bev]

I'd rather keep you around. You're pretty amusing. :)

Silke, I'm glad Kyle's feeling better. :)

[schwanda]

Thanks Bev. That actually makes me feel better. I had one of those days where I wonder why I bothered getting out of bed....

Amanda

[Silke]

Not at all. Take a little nap with that door closed. :hug99:


Great poem Silke! I don't think my brain could ever come up with something like that. I'm lucky to get an intelligent thought now and then.
Maybe it was all the caffeine :lol:....I had some practice...school enforced practice :lol:

[Silke]

Thanks Bev. That actually makes me feel better. I had one of those days where I wonder why I bothered getting out of bed....

Amanda
I have those days. :hug99: Being woken up by a grouchy kid aka Kyle first thing is a great start :lol:

[Mrs. Shae]

tired ... burnt out ... UGH ...

how's it work athat i went in to work an hour early ... i worked through lunch ... and i didn't get even 25% of what i needed to done ...

i swear ... as i look at the next week+ ... there are NOT enough hours in the day ... even if i WANT to go into work more hours [and i am also working from home] ... i just don't have them ...

screw the PTO [that some have] ... can someone grant me ... oh ... five 24 hour days per year ... to add on to the clock ... for when i need it ...

heck ... this crap is even cutting into my *rep spreading* time ... THAT'S NOT RIGHT!

[bunybomb]

Why do 12 year old daughters talk non-stop about nothing???? :blahblah: And how do I get it to stop? :whip: :lol:

[Silke]

Why do 12 year old daughters talk non-stop about nothing???? :blahblah: And how do I get it to stop? :whip: :lol: Invest in earplugs :lol: I have re-developed selective hearing :lol:

[Bridget]

I am tired and have had (except when compared to Clare) a crappy day but I'm on here instead! :lol:

[Sandy]

:hug99: to all those who had a crappy day yesterday!!!!

Here is hoping for a much better day today. At least it is not Monday, so that is a start, right?

[schwanda]

I will get 8 hours of sleep....When my kids go to college.

Amanda

[Mrs. Shae]

i am tired ...
hubby is tired and is in bed ...
i am working ...
popcorn chicken rocks ...
sleeping children are prescious!

[TtownAnne]

Just got back from my first car accident in years. Think DH is considering ways to divorce me, as though I do these things to agitate him.

[Mrs. Shae]

:bighug: Anne ... sorry to hear

[Bev]

:consoling Hope you're all right Anne!

[Silke]

Sorry Anne. He should be thankful, you are allright....I hope. :hug99:

[Nichole]

I'm so sorry, Anne. I'm glad that you're ok. I hope he realizes that he should be focusing on that instead of a piece of metal. :hug99:

[Mrs. Shae]

hubby just got back from getting frozen yogurt ... and closed the door to my office ... guessing he didn't like the music i was playing :snob:

[Sandy]

MY TOE HURTS!!!

I split it open by slamming it into the corner of the bed last night as I was getting up for the 18208th time.

[Jayne]

Oh..Ouch Sandy :hug99: I hate that. For some reason hurting your toe is the worst :hug99: