sheila
October 5th, 2006, 07:43 AM
OUALville Daily News, October 4 Edition
GREAT NEWS FROM THE TOWN MEETING
5 October, 2006
OUALville, 8:24am. It looks like some people are getting a clue! The townspeople were able to rid OUALville of one of the vampires this morning.
The complete tally of votes:
Mandi -7
Cami – 4
Deb – 3
Dennis - 3
Beverly -2
Bunybomb – 2
Silke - 2
Jenn - 1
Lena -1
Despite the fact that many people believed that this accusation was groundless, and there was some argument over what testing method should be used, the town finally reached agreement in the moments before the sun came up. Mandi was taken out into the sunshine this morning, and burst into flames as the first rays of dawn fell on her. Despite the fact that she had received votes from several of the townspeople, it was still quite shocking to witness.
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VAMPIRE ATTACK
5 October, 2006
OUALville, 4:17am. Early this morning, our dear friend and resident of OUALville, Lena, was struck down by one of the vampires. Reports suggest that Lena has been working late in her Coffee and Home store doing inventory due to increased traffic through her store recently.
Many people knew that if Lena was in the store, all they had to do was knock on the door, and she’d make a special exception to the store hour rules. One such person knocked on the door early this morning and turned out to be the very worst person for Lena to attend to. Lena died in the store she loved, killed because of her generous nature… well, that and the vampire sucking her blood.
We will miss you Lena. Rest in peace, and I hope you didn't suffer.
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TOWN MEETING - THE NEXT ONE
5 October, 2006
OUALville, 8:24am. While the success of the Town Meeting ridding OUALville of one of the vampires, the reality that there are still 2 roaming the streets of our town came crashing back to us with news of Lena’s death. It is important that we continue trying people so that we can once again walk the streets without fear.
Please PM Sheila with the name of who you think a vampire is. Only one vote per person, please. Votes must be in by 8am ET Friday, October 6. Votes are welcome to be early, but votes arriving after the deadline may not be counted.
We have had less than stellar turnouts for both votes. Neither town meeting carried votes from all members of the town. Please, please let your voice be heard! Vote!
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PAWS AND MEET YOUR NEW FAMILY MEMBER: RECAP
5 October, 2006
OUALville, 8:05am
Rats n' Bats was pleased to have as our special guest Adolf Herzog, world renowned trainer of killer attack dogs at the PAWS event yesterday. Mr. Herzog created the Weimerbullshepard breed, known to fight to the death (against the dead and the undead, when necessary) to protect its owner.
We are extending the deadline to place orders for one of these spectacular, intelligent, loyal but ferocious dogs. Delivery is guaranteed in three days, regardless of the amount ordered. All orders must be received by midnight, Thursday October 5th.
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AA MEETING
To: All OUALville residents
From: Hospital Administrator Lynn
Subject: AA meeting
OUALville hospital will host this month's OUALville AA meeting. We will meet in room 13 on floor 6 at 6:06 PM. Light refreshments will be provided.
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GRAND RE-OPENING
5 October, 2006
OUALville, 8:21am. Amy & Amy’s Italian Ristorante is pleased to announce it’s Grand Re-Opening. Please come by and sample the new menu!
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FREE TO A GOOD HOME
5 October, 2006
OUALville, 8:33am. Begona’s pet “Muffin” has had babies. Some may be evil, some may be the best pet you’ve ever had. If you’re feeling brave, please stop by and consider taking one of these adorable furballs home.
Sorry this was a little late this morning.
GREAT NEWS FROM THE TOWN MEETING
5 October, 2006
OUALville, 8:24am. It looks like some people are getting a clue! The townspeople were able to rid OUALville of one of the vampires this morning.
The complete tally of votes:
Mandi -7
Cami – 4
Deb – 3
Dennis - 3
Beverly -2
Bunybomb – 2
Silke - 2
Jenn - 1
Lena -1
Despite the fact that many people believed that this accusation was groundless, and there was some argument over what testing method should be used, the town finally reached agreement in the moments before the sun came up. Mandi was taken out into the sunshine this morning, and burst into flames as the first rays of dawn fell on her. Despite the fact that she had received votes from several of the townspeople, it was still quite shocking to witness.
____________________
VAMPIRE ATTACK
5 October, 2006
OUALville, 4:17am. Early this morning, our dear friend and resident of OUALville, Lena, was struck down by one of the vampires. Reports suggest that Lena has been working late in her Coffee and Home store doing inventory due to increased traffic through her store recently.
Many people knew that if Lena was in the store, all they had to do was knock on the door, and she’d make a special exception to the store hour rules. One such person knocked on the door early this morning and turned out to be the very worst person for Lena to attend to. Lena died in the store she loved, killed because of her generous nature… well, that and the vampire sucking her blood.
We will miss you Lena. Rest in peace, and I hope you didn't suffer.
____________________
TOWN MEETING - THE NEXT ONE
5 October, 2006
OUALville, 8:24am. While the success of the Town Meeting ridding OUALville of one of the vampires, the reality that there are still 2 roaming the streets of our town came crashing back to us with news of Lena’s death. It is important that we continue trying people so that we can once again walk the streets without fear.
Please PM Sheila with the name of who you think a vampire is. Only one vote per person, please. Votes must be in by 8am ET Friday, October 6. Votes are welcome to be early, but votes arriving after the deadline may not be counted.
We have had less than stellar turnouts for both votes. Neither town meeting carried votes from all members of the town. Please, please let your voice be heard! Vote!
____________________
PAWS AND MEET YOUR NEW FAMILY MEMBER: RECAP
5 October, 2006
OUALville, 8:05am
Rats n' Bats was pleased to have as our special guest Adolf Herzog, world renowned trainer of killer attack dogs at the PAWS event yesterday. Mr. Herzog created the Weimerbullshepard breed, known to fight to the death (against the dead and the undead, when necessary) to protect its owner.
We are extending the deadline to place orders for one of these spectacular, intelligent, loyal but ferocious dogs. Delivery is guaranteed in three days, regardless of the amount ordered. All orders must be received by midnight, Thursday October 5th.
____________________
AA MEETING
To: All OUALville residents
From: Hospital Administrator Lynn
Subject: AA meeting
OUALville hospital will host this month's OUALville AA meeting. We will meet in room 13 on floor 6 at 6:06 PM. Light refreshments will be provided.
____________________
GRAND RE-OPENING
5 October, 2006
OUALville, 8:21am. Amy & Amy’s Italian Ristorante is pleased to announce it’s Grand Re-Opening. Please come by and sample the new menu!
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FREE TO A GOOD HOME
5 October, 2006
OUALville, 8:33am. Begona’s pet “Muffin” has had babies. Some may be evil, some may be the best pet you’ve ever had. If you’re feeling brave, please stop by and consider taking one of these adorable furballs home.
Sorry this was a little late this morning.