OUALville Hospital

[emzkee]

Figured, with vampire victims and all, this little village will need a hospital.

Now hiring:

Nurses
Doctors
Orderlies
Pharmacist
Current staff:

Nurse--Eva
Executive Administrator--Lynn
Phlebotomist (on call) --Mama
Mortician---Mr.Peacefrog
Doctor--Dr. Mbogo, Dr. McDreamy, Dr. House, Dr. Yang
Requires extensive medical knowledge, based on past episodes of ER, General Hospital, and--of course--Grey's Anatomy.

Please send in your resumes. Thank you.

[Silke]

Thank goodness. We are in desperate need. Do you have a morgue wing?

[emzkee]

Thank goodness. We are in desperate need. Do you have a morgue wing?

Yes, but of course. Will add mortician to that list then.

We keep the deceased as long as is necessary for identification purposes, or prior to post-mortem examination, or while awaiting burial. We then send them to Ana's Funeral Home for final burial rites.

[Lynn]

I might be interested in an administrative position. I can type pretty fast, I can multi-task like nobody's business, and I've got a hell of a pleasant voice for phones. Oh, and please don't ask me to work on Thursday evenings at 9:00. I'm busy then watching GA. I hope that won't be a problem.

[emzkee]

I might be interested in an administrative position. I can type pretty fast, I can multi-task like nobody's business, and I've got a hell of a pleasant voice for phones. Oh, and please don't ask me to work on Thursday evenings at 9:00. I'm busy then watching GA. I hope that won't be a problem.

Hired!

Thursday night's off are fine. We encourage our employees to brush up on the newest in medical procedures (oh, and to oodle Dr. McDreamy).

[Lynn]

As long as you don't ask me to cut any L Vad (sp?) wires I'm all set.

[emzkee]

I didn't realize you had to pre-register to join this game. I feel really silly now.

I'm closing down the hospital.

[gulp!]

Don't! We need a hospital!! The only thing pre-registering does is give you a vote as to who the vampires are. Doesn't prevent you from playing along.

[Nichole]

Yeah, what Stef said! Please keep it open! :nod:

[Lyoshka]

are you accepting new patients? My shins have been bothering me... too much speed running, i think?

[mama]

I can be your Phlebotomist on call. You can give me a ring at the blood bank or at home whenever you need me.

[Lyoshka]

Oh, and Ems....I can supply coffee and donuts for your break rooms and patients, if you decide to service coffee for like outpatiend procedures and stuff..

[Lyoshka]

.........and any furniture-type equipment you might need for offices for doctors-if you don't have that lined up, I can do a special Order through the Home Spendings Store at The Mansion.

[Silke]

Another benefit...you can't die :lol:

[Michal]

My husband, Dr. Mbogo, is looking for work. He had a private practice but had to close it down, so he will by later with his resume.

[Jenn]

I think I might need to check in here. I've got a killer headache and toothache right now. The pain started in my neck last night and I don't know why.

[mama]

I want to reserve a table for the fundraiser. I may have a date. I am trying to locate Bruno and see if we can get back together. Though Stef is never been supportive of our relationdhis. She thinks we don't belong together

[emzkee]

are you accepting new patients? My shins have been bothering me... too much speed running, i think?

I can refer you to either Dr. House, Dr. McDreamy, and I think Dr. Yang is also accepting new patients.

[emzkee]

I can be your Phlebotomist on call. You can give me a ring at the blood bank or at home whenever you need me.

Hired!

[emzkee]

Oh, and Ems....I can supply coffee and donuts for your break rooms and patients, if you decide to service coffee for like outpatiend procedures and stuff..

Sounds good. Maybe some fruit as well? We'd like to promote healthy eating. :)

[emzkee]

My husband, Dr. Mbogo, is looking for work. He had a private practice but had to close it down, so he will by later with his resume.

Hired!

[emzkee]

I think I might need to check in here. I've got a killer headache and toothache right now. The pain started in my neck last night and I don't know why.

Ah, okay. Dr. Yang can see you tonight at 8pm. She's good with vampires, oops, I mean patients.

[emzkee]

I want to reserve a table for the fundraiser. I may have a date. I am trying to locate Bruno and see if we can get back together. Though Stef is never been supportive of our relationdhis. She thinks we don't belong together

Okay, I'll put you at table 3.

Fundraiser tomorrow night at 8pm.

[mama]

I hope to make it, unless the villagers put in jail with their unfounded suspicions. thanks

[MrsPeacefrog]

My husband works in the morgue in another town, but I would like to keep him closer now that all these killings are taking place. Could he work the nighshift in your morgue?

[Eva]

Do you still need a nurse?

[gulp!]

I want to reserve a table for the fundraiser. I may have a date. I am trying to locate Bruno and see if we can get back together. Though Stef is never been supportive of our relationdhis. She thinks we don't belong together

Well, you two had a fight, and he disappeared again! :tapfoot:

[mama]

Are you accusing me of something?

[Lyoshka]

I can refer you to either Dr. House, Dr. McDreamy, and I think Dr. Yang is also accepting new patients.DOCTOR HOUSE PLEASE :bliss: (wait, I'm supposed to not be able to run...)

[emzkee]

My husband works in the morgue in another town, but I would like to keep him closer now that all these killings are taking place. Could he work the nighshift in your morgue?
Of course, Hired!

[emzkee]

Do you still need a nurse?
Hired! our nurses do 12 hours shifts Sun-Tues, every other Wed or Thurs-Sat, every other Wed.

[Eva]

Thanks. :) Either schedule works for me.

[Lynn]

Hey boss, happy birthday! I'll buy you a round of drinks after work at the bar. Sound good?

[emzkee]

Thanks Lynn. Sounds good!

Excellent way to suck up to the boss. (You can expect a Turkey come Thanksgiving...maybe a ham).

[Lynn]

:tantrum: Well then.

And you shall receive a tin of tri color popcorn. :tongue2:

[Lynn]

Memo
To: All OUALville residents
From: Hospital Administrator Lynn
Subject: AA meeting

OUALville hospital will host this month's OUALville AA meeting. We will meet in room 13 on floor 6 at 6:06 PM. Refreshments will be provided.

[emzkee]

Lynn--From reading the bar posts, we're going to need that AA meeting! hahhaa. You should post it there as well, they are going to need it!

:drink2:

[Sandy]

Kudo's to your staff for taking such good care of my arm last night. And for giving me such great pain killers. It is ok to mix them w/ booze, right? Because the combination of the two has me feeling no pain.

I will be back for my follow up visits as long as I get the same doctor. That shouldn't be a problem, right?

Oh, and Lynn, your dog is in. I will bring him by when I come to get my "dressing" changed by Dr. McDreamy, Ok?

[Lynn]

Sandy, I am glad the staff took such good care of your arm. Rumor amongst the halls this morning is that McSteamy showed up in a towel. Apparently he didn't have time to change before being paged to work his mo jo...er, magic. Is this true?

And...did you guys hear that nurse Eva lost her black panties? I'm just sayin'..

And yes, you're fine with the drugs and alcohol.

[Darcy]

How was the turnout last night?

:lol: That Eva! Some things never change.

[Lynn]

Not too great of a turnout. I think everyone at the bar didn't get the memo. They're a rowdy bunch.

We'll try again another night. :toast:

[Eva]

:lol: That Eva! Some things never change.

You got to do what you've got to do :whistle:

[Lyoshka]

I waited so long for Dr House I died. What good is he to me now? tell me!

[Sandy]

Just swinging by to get my "dressing change." Dr. McDreamy has really great hands.

Eva losing her underwear does not surprise me one bit because I know vampires will do anything to lure in prey. How could any mere mortal man resist that?

So Eva. Can you account for your whereabouts last night? Where, exactly did you lose your underwear? Can anyone vouch for you....or has that person (Kasie?) been silenced forever????