The OUALville Daily News

[sheila]

If you need to get anything printed in the paper, I'm your gal.

Classifieds, Personals, Help Wanted

Oh, and of course there *might* be some room for some gossip, too. If you would rather PM me with more sensitive information, I am willing to keep all sources completely confidential.

[mama]

I went to the general store and I notice that the owner Beverly refused to touch the garlic. She sells it but kind of holds her breath around it. I step out quietly

[Barb]

Can I place a "Help Wanted" ad for the Bar & Grill? I need someone to help me keep an eye on the place when I'm not around. How can I go about doing that? Thanks in advance!

[sheila]

No problem Barb, Just write up the ad and post it here or PM it to me.

[Barb]

I just saw that Hilary is looking for a job, so I'll interview her first. I'll let you know if that doesn't work out. Thanks. :)

[Nichole]

We need an ad to draw someone here to open up a kickass shoe shop. We have coffee and booze and food out the wazoo, but no stinking shoes! That just isn't right!

[Kelly]

Ok, maybe I'll open a shoe shop...can I call it the "Kickass Shoe Shop"?:lol:

[Barb]

I would shop there.

[Nichole]

I would totally shop there. :nod:

I think we're flush with the restaurant & coffee end of things in this town. :scan:

A kickass clothes store could be nice, too. I do buy some things from Bev, but I'm getting tired of black. :lol:

[Kelly]

Kickass Shoe Shoppe now open for business! First customer gets some free funky socks!

[Sandy]

Hey Sheila, could you run an add in this afternoon's paper for my event being thrown tomorrow? Here are the details:

(Sponsered by Rats n' Bats)

ANNOUNCING THE FIRST ANNUAL - PAWS AND MEET YOUR NEW FAMILY MEMBER!!!!

Are you thinking of adding a family member to your brood, but just haven't quite taken the plunge? Scared to death of it? Don't be afraid!!!! Meet your fears head on!!!

On Wed. Oct. 4th at the Oualville neighborhood park*, Bats n' Rats will have a tent set up with all types of critters for you to visit, talk to, pet and hold. All questions can be answered by our expert staff.** We can certainly determine the best type of critter for your family. Although late night activity has been curtailed as of late (due to obvious reasons) noctural animals are our specialty!!!

* In the event of incliment weather, the event will be moved to a facility behind the OUALville Inn.
** A guest expert on some of the more exotic animals will be making an appearance from 12-1!!!

Come by the exhibition and find the next love of your life. Hurry! It is a one day event only - from 10am to 2pm!!!! After that, it bites the dust!!!

Refreshments will be served - OUAL Family Restaurant and A Pie In the Sky, catering.

[Dennis]

I need to place an ad.

"Dr. Fangeronimous Dentistry begins new night hours!"

[Melissa]

I would like to reserve ad space for tonight and tomorrow.

The OUALville Music Shop is sponsoring a FREE concert on Thursday. I will have an ad mocked up for by this evening.

[Bridget]

I just found this sketch on the sidewalk in front of my shop! :errr: Maybe one of our local schoolkids drew it?

http://www.heyfu.com/images/sketchbook/2003/vampire.jpg

[Lyoshka]

I need help at THE Mansioin!!!! Our StarDust Coffee Shop is doing well, but I am busy at night stocking shelves and getting things ready for the next day at The Home Spendings Store (located in the East Wing of the Mansion). I need help running the coffee shop from 11 pm to 7 am. Any takers?

[Sandy]

Sheila, who were the eyewitnesses to the attack last night? Who was it that knew Suzi was getting milk for Julia?

[TtownAnne]

I need a job! Is anyone hiring? I love garlic, I can type 106 wpm, although I do need ample commute time since I am an out-of-OUALtowner, coming from a small island in the South Pacific somewhere. :heee:

[mama]

We have a shift available at the blood bank

[Melissa]

I have an ad for tomorrow!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/captain_hug99/concertposter2.jpg

[gulp!]

I need a job! Is anyone hiring? I love garlic, I can type 106 wpm, although I do need ample commute time since I am an out-of-OUALtowner, coming from a small island in the South Pacific somewhere. :heee:

I need some help at the Inn- I'm having trouble keeping track of all of my guests! The commute might be a little much, but if you're feeling tired at work I don't mind if you take a snooze in an available room. :giggle: Not to mention, I honeymooned in the South Pacific, so I have a special place in my heart for people from there. :)

[TtownAnne]

I'll take that job, and the room that comes with it! I can type the guests' bills.

Mama, I appreciate the offer but blood makes me a bit squeamy so I have to pass. :scan:

[Lyoshka]

Kate, if you want to work a night shift for me, too, I can use your help... otherwise, if you want to sleep/roam the town during the night, I understand. We all have to do what we all have to do.................

[Lynn]

I have an announcement. Perhaps on a 1/2 page? With all of the drinking going on in town I thought it might be appropriate to have a little help if anyone needs it.

To: All OUALville residents
From: Hospital Administrator Lynn
Subject: AA meeting

OUALville hospital will host this month's OUALville AA meeting. We will meet in room 13 on floor 6 at 6:06 PM. Light refreshments will be provided.

[AmyLynn]

Can you please announce the Grand Re-Opening of Amy & Amy's Italian Ristorante? We have revealed our menu early in hopes of a great turnout at 7pm. Thank you!

[Sandy]

Another ad for tomorrow's paper please!

Rats n' Bats was pleased to have as our special guest Adolf Herzog, world renowned trainer of killer attack dogs at the PAWS event yesterday. Mr. Herzog created the Weimerbullshepard breed, known to fight to the death (against the dead and the undead, when necessary) to protect its owner.

We are extending the deadline to place orders for one of these spectacular, intelligent, loyal but ferocious dogs. Delivery is guaranteed in three days, regardless of the amount ordered. All orders must be received by midnight, Thursday October 5th.

[mama]

I have an announcement. Perhaps on a 1/2 page? With all of the drinking going on in town I thought it might be appropriate to have a little help if anyone needs it.

To: All OUALville residents
From: Hospital Administrator Lynn
Subject: AA meeting

OUALville hospital will host this month's OUALville AA meeting. We will meet in room 13 on floor 6 at 6:06 PM. Light refreshments will be provided.

I hope those refreshments contain booze. Um. That last remark probably grants my attendance.

[mama]

I have an announcement. It looks like muffin has reproduced. Some of his offspring maybe evil but others not. Please, if you find one take it to the vet and adopt him. They are cute and need homes. Evil ones may poop anywhere. They all bite

[MrsPeacefrog]

I have an announcement. Perhaps on a 1/2 page? With all of the drinking going on in town I thought it might be appropriate to have a little help if anyone needs it.

To: All OUALville residents
From: Hospital Administrator Lynn
Subject: AA meeting

OUALville hospital will host this month's OUALville AA meeting. We will meet in room 13 on floor 6 at 6:06 PM. Light refreshments will be provided.


I would love to support this event by supplying the refreshments :heee:

[AmyP]

Hey Sheila, I think we've had a few sneaky folks leave town lately!

[sheila]

Thanks Amy, I've taken care of them! :dracula: