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mama
October 2nd, 2006, 02:53 PM
Hello,
We seem to be having a geater demand of blood these days. So please, come by and give some blood.
Extended hours: we are now open from 11pm to 4am to better serve the needs of all our residents
Stacey
October 2nd, 2006, 03:16 PM
Interesting. Good luck with your business. :)
mama
October 2nd, 2006, 03:25 PM
Interesting. Good luck with your business. :)
Thank you
BTW, all transactions are confidential
gulp!
October 2nd, 2006, 03:25 PM
How's your supply of A-? Just not sure if I should be thinking about making a deposit.
mama
October 2nd, 2006, 03:26 PM
Wow. That is actually my blood type. Sure we can use some more. please come by!
Darcy
October 2nd, 2006, 03:29 PM
I'd come by but I might need to wait a bit. Just stopped by for a beer. :blush:
Bev
October 2nd, 2006, 03:55 PM
Can we bank our own or is it only for hospital use? I'm selective about who I want getting my blood. :)
Girlo
October 2nd, 2006, 03:57 PM
Cool! My supply is okay for now, but it's good to know you're here. :aok: Hopefully I won't need to replenish.... :errr: :bolt:
mama
October 2nd, 2006, 04:03 PM
Can we bank our own or is it only for hospital use? I'm selective about who I want getting my blood. :)
That is an interesting question. We have a program where you can meet the recipients of your blood donations. Nobody has signed up yet though
mama
October 2nd, 2006, 04:06 PM
NOW HIRING!
We need two people for the overnight shifts. 11pm to 1:30 am and 1:30 am to 4 am
If you wish to apply please answer these two questions:
1. What is your blood type?
2. Do you eat a lot?
We are an equal opportunity employer, no matter what kind of food you eat, you are welcome to apply.
Thank you
mama
October 2nd, 2006, 05:07 PM
NEW FIDELITY PROGRAM!
Donate three times get a gift certificate for garlic from the general store
Withdraw 5 times get a free transfusion
mama
October 2nd, 2006, 06:56 PM
May I remind our customers that the drive thru window is not also a fly thru.
And no, we do not offer seasonings and marinades with the blood
MrsPeacefrog
October 2nd, 2006, 07:01 PM
OK I AM SKEERD OF YOUR BUSINESS! :errr:
But it's nice to know you are here if I need a quick transfusion :heee:
mama
October 3rd, 2006, 01:49 AM
join me in welcoming a new banker to our staff.
mama
October 3rd, 2006, 01:49 AM
OK I AM SKEERD OF YOUR BUSINESS! :errr:
But it's nice to know you are here if I need a quick transfusion :heee:
Don't be. We are here to help you.
Sandy
October 3rd, 2006, 09:15 AM
Who is the new banker?
I heard from Amy at the restaurant that you were followed last night. Are you ok? Did you ever figure out who/what it was? What did you see?
mama
October 3rd, 2006, 12:28 PM
I don't know who followed me but it was terrifying.
You will meet the new banker in due time, do not worry
Sandy
October 3rd, 2006, 01:53 PM
Mama, despite your assertion that Silke was in the restaurant last night, Amy tells me that she was not. Why would you lie about such a thing?
mama
October 3rd, 2006, 02:26 PM
Silke? I think Bridget called an order and I am almost positive Silke was inside. Maybe she just flew by
Silke
October 3rd, 2006, 02:41 PM
I certainly was not at Amy's, and I don't fly. :snob:
mama
October 4th, 2006, 01:12 AM
Someone left a dagger at the bank. Please see the bulletin board for pic and description
mama
October 4th, 2006, 01:13 AM
I didn't mean to offend you Silke. My mistake. I thought you were there. But then, who was there?
Lyoshka
October 4th, 2006, 01:17 AM
That dagger looks like it was stolen from my store!!!!!!! Ghastly!! I just checked to be sure, and yes, it's missing from our seasonal artifacts shelf, right next to "Rest In Peace" pillows............ this is a collector's item and a valuable one. Can I have it back?
mama
October 4th, 2006, 01:27 AM
Sure. But you should report the incident to the police. Whoever took it come by the bank and made a withdrawal from the drive thru teller. It was foggy so the security cameras didn't catch the id of the individual
AmyP
October 4th, 2006, 11:14 AM
Hey Begona, I was cleaning up my restaurant for the grand reopeniing and look what I found rooting through my garbage!!!
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0855/o.jpg
I fed him some of our scraps and gave him some water. Would you like me to bring him by the blood bank or do you want to come get him? I have him secured behind the restaurant so he won't go anywhere! (Muffin is a boy, isn't he?)
mama
October 4th, 2006, 11:17 AM
I think he is a boy. But sometimes I just say it in case (I don't want to offend him/her)
Please, bring the little devil to the bank, and thank you so much. Now we can both go to the event in the park
mama
October 4th, 2006, 11:17 AM
BTW, you are forgiven, but not the rest of the town
sheila
October 4th, 2006, 11:19 AM
Aw, Begona.... I know getting accused sucks, but don't give people too hard a time. They're scared and well, you do run a blood bank... :hug99:
(There's a drink waiting for you at the bar)
Silke
October 4th, 2006, 11:19 AM
I didn't mean to offend you Silke. My mistake. I thought you were there. But then, who was there?
Wish I knew. ...but see...I didn't think, you were a vampire.
AmyP
October 4th, 2006, 11:19 AM
I'll have him by in a few minutes.
mama
October 4th, 2006, 11:29 AM
Wish I knew. ...but see...I didn't think, you were a vampire.
See, I told everyone, BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE. I voted for you missy
mama
October 4th, 2006, 11:30 AM
Aw, Begona.... I know getting accused sucks, but don't give people too hard a time. They're scared and well, you do run a blood bank... :hug99:
(There's a drink waiting for you at the bar)
It sucks, but at least I am going to free load from everyone guilt until I am executed.
Silke
October 4th, 2006, 11:30 AM
See, I told everyone, BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE. I voted for you missypffft...:snob:
mama
October 4th, 2006, 11:32 AM
BTW Silke, are you going to be around tonight. I want to go to the nearest town to order form gymboretium at midnight, maybe you want to come.
mama
October 5th, 2006, 02:10 AM
Change of shift. I am going to the bar
Girlo
October 5th, 2006, 02:17 PM
Hey Begona! Do you mind if I adopt one of your little baby's babies? I already ordered some....puppy....food from Sandy. :)
It was a busy night last night. :sleepy: I worked late......
mama
October 5th, 2006, 02:37 PM
Oh! Sure you can adopt one. They are sooo adorable and cute
mama
October 5th, 2006, 02:41 PM
How about this one?
Girlo
October 5th, 2006, 08:39 PM
Perfect!! :love: Thanks.....I'll let my little monster know he's getting a little playmate tonight. :)
Sandy
October 5th, 2006, 10:15 PM
Dropping off your food Shannon! Good chatting with you! Must dash before I become dinner.
Girlo
October 5th, 2006, 11:28 PM
Thanks so much, Sandy!! :hug99: Travel safe and I'll see you soon.
Lyoshka
October 5th, 2006, 11:31 PM
Shannon, he is totally CUTE!!!! If baby muffins weren't freaked out by dead people, I'd have one, too!!!!!!! What are you going to name him?
Girlo
October 6th, 2006, 12:12 AM
Hmmmm.....how about......Kimchee!! Soft...yet spicy. :devil:
Lyoshka
October 6th, 2006, 12:25 AM
hmmm..what's a Kimchee?
Girlo
October 6th, 2006, 12:34 AM
Kimchee is a spicy cabbage dish from Korea. :)
Lyoshka
October 6th, 2006, 12:37 AM
Ah. And we are talking about Kimchee why? I really do need to go RIP, i can't think straight. too much Zombie junk from Deb.
Girlo
October 6th, 2006, 01:08 AM
:lol: Kimchee is the name of my new, fluffy baby!! He's soft....yet spicy. :devil:
Lyoshka
October 6th, 2006, 08:32 AM
Oh, I got it now!!!! I was too....slurred last night ..forgive my doorknobness. that is a VERY CUTE name, actually!!! I LOVE IT!
Sandy
October 6th, 2006, 05:08 PM
That is a cute name, but now to the manner at hand.
Shannon!!!! Rumour has it that one of the vamps is preggo. That includes you. So, where were you last night after I left? Did anyone come into the bank to make a withdraw or deposit? If so, who?
How about we go to dinner to talk about it. Over at the italian joint? I'll pick up the wine tab.
Girlo
October 6th, 2006, 07:49 PM
Well.....the interesting thing is that in OUALville, I am magically without child. :) This is me living on the edge so I can :drink2: and :missy: to Eddie Vedder. :drool: So, I don't know what the deal is with a pg vamp.....it does narrow it down a bit, though.... Sheila knows I'm not pg here, so I don't know what criteria she was using. I don't know if she'd tell you straight out though.......
I did serve some customers after you left, but I'm not at liberty to discuss those transactions due to our privacy policy. :heee:
As for the Italian dinner and free wine - :woo: Just tell me when and I'll be there. :)
Sandy
October 6th, 2006, 10:42 PM
I'm ready when you are! I made reservations and am ready for some good merlot!!!
Sandy
October 9th, 2006, 10:11 AM
Mama! Did you know you had a vampire in your employ????? You sure do like to hang around with strange creatures - a vampire (I bet you knew!!!) Bruno (sorry, I went out w/ him a few times. That guy is a freak) and Muffin. Strange Strange Strange
AmyP
October 9th, 2006, 10:14 AM
:cake:
Here's a cake as a congratulations on your engagement! When is the wedding?
mama
October 9th, 2006, 11:31 AM
I have to say I was pretty sure about Shannon. But I would have never voted against her as I promised to keep her id safe when she signed the contract.
mama
October 9th, 2006, 11:31 AM
We are going to have a party at Deb's bar. You are all invited the wedding is set for next summer
Bev
October 9th, 2006, 11:35 AM
Congratulations Begona and Bruno! :balloons:
Sandy
October 9th, 2006, 12:44 PM
I can't wait to see a picture of your dashing suitor!!!
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