Dr. Fangeronimous - OUALville dentist

[Dennis]

With all these vampires around, there has to be a good dentist in town.

[Brandi Jo]

I'm LMAO at your name, Dennis.

Do you do tooth filing? I've got this one pointing one that's giving me problems?

[Bev]

I need a cleaning! I have something stuck in my teeth! Can you fit me in?

[Dennis]

Yup, we fill teeth. We also sharpen them. And our schedule is wide open this month Bev.

[Darcy]

Do you take all kinds of insurance? I think I may need my wisdom teeth pulled.

[Melissa]

Excellent! I'd like to make an appointment for a cleaning.

[pam]

I'm thinking about scheduling an appointment but I must say that I'm skeered of dentists. Do you do anything special for those of us who are fearful?

[Dennis]

We take all insurance plans Darcy.

Pam, we have you watch scary movies in the waiting rooms so by the time you see the dentist it's not nearly as scary in comparison.

[Bev]

Put me in for Tuesday Dennis! I'll need a cleaning, please. Scary movies eh? Sounds interesting. Do you put the patients out for their treatments?

[Bridget]

I don't like dentists.

Plus, I've generally got really bad garlic breath so they don't like me either. PU!

[mama]

I have a broken tooth. I may have bit something too hard. Can I come by first thing in the morning?

[Dennis]

Bev, if you want to be put out, we'll hit you over the head :)

Bridgit, we've smelled it all.

Mama (sorry I don't know your name), we can fit you in.

[Lyoshka]

Dennis, I need teeth-whitening...do you do that?

[Dennis]

Lena, we do all kinds of cosmetic procedures, although sharpening is what we're best at.

[Lyoshka]

No sharpening needed here, Dennis. Will be buy for whitening tomorrow evening. Can't make it during the daylight.

[pam]

Pam, we have you watch scary movies in the waiting rooms so by the time you see the dentist it's not nearly as scary in comparison.

Hm, things are pretty scary around here as of late, so I'm thinking I will put any dental work off for a while.

[MrsPeacefrog]

Maybe you are the man who will be able to give us some insight in the town meetings, who ever gets a tooth sharpening is surely to be on our suspect list. I hope you bring your appointment book along with you Dr :awink:

[Lyoshka]

Can I make a dusk appointment?

[Dennis]

Yes, we have nighttime hours. There seems to be quite a demand for them, not to mention that we do our best work at night.

And I have to ask again that patients don't eat garlic before coming. The fumes really get to us.

[Sandy]

Sorry about the whole pizza shoving incident, Dennis. Hope you understand - considering the circumstances. Still not sure about the no vampire thing, but I will give you a pass for now. At least it was one of Amy's delish pizza's that we used, right?

[AmyP]

At least it was one of Amy's delish pizza's that we used, right?

Of course. :) We're always glad to help!

[Dennis]

Sandy, just remember that the next time you have a toothache :)