OUALville Funeral Home

[Ana975]

Our professional and caring staff takes pride in providing high quality and affordable funeral services that meet the special needs of your family.

We offer a complete range of quality services from funerals to cremation, and are experienced at honoring many faiths and customs. We invite you to contact us with your questions, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and we are glad to arrange a tour of our elegant facilities.

It is our goal to support you through every step of your arrangements and to pay tribute to the special memory of your loved one.


Items for you to consider include:
Casket
Clothing
Chapel, Church, or Graveside service
Cemetery Space
Honoraria for clergy/musicians
Copies of the death certificate
Outer Burial Container
Viewing/visitation
Family transportation

[Ana975]

http://www.grocefuneralhome.com/graphics/Casket_Image.jpg

[sheila]

:lol2: Ana, I think your Funeral Home is going to get some decent business around here.

[Silke]

I am not sure if I should pre-order. :giggle:

[Nichole]

I hope I won't be needing your services, Ana. No offense. :lol:

[gulp!]

do you have anything in pink or purple?

[Ana975]

Well, we all have to die someday, so you can start planning what you'd like now!

Besides, caskets make a pretty cool bed for some ;) and mine can be special ordered to be extra dark!

[Ana975]

do you have anything in pink or purple?
I don't have any in stock, but I can definitely order one for you. It'll take 5-10 business days. If you need it now, then it'll cost ya. :lol:

[gulp!]

Well, we all have to die someday, so you can start planning what you'd like now!

Besides, caskets make a pretty cool bed for some ;) and mine can be special ordered to be extra dark!

Hey now, if it's beds you want, there's room at the Inn!

[Nichole]

What about cremation services? I'm not hip on the whole dead body in a box thing. Maybe Poltergeist ruined me. :errr:

[Ana975]

We do cremations Nichole. It's what I would prefer too. The whole casket thing kinda skeeves me out.

[Nichole]

Yeah, I've seen people crawling in to "test them out" or something and it makes me feel all claustophobic just to watch. :errr:

[Silke]

Yeah, I've seen people crawling in to "test them out" or something and it makes me feel all claustophobic just to watch. :errr:
For real? :owow:

[Ana975]

Who've you seen crawling in? I hope it wasn't at my funeral home.

[Sandy]

What about freeze drying? Is that an option at your facility?

[Ana975]

We don't do that yet Sandy. Hopefully in the next few months, that will be available.

[TtownAnne]

DH has actually laid down in his cemetary plot to "test it out"! :secret:

[Nichole]

I couldn't see who it was. I just happened to see it out of the corner of my eye and then someone called for me from across the street and I missed seeing their faces.

[bunybomb]

For those that choose to keep their loved ones near, how is your selection of urns? Ashes, whether created by heat or sunlight, need a nice resting place.

[gulp!]

DH has actually laid down in his cemetary plot to "test it out"! :secret:

:errr: what, is he worried his bones will be cramped in there?

[Joan]

Ana, what do you do with the blood drained from the body? Hmmmm Curious?

[Ana975]

Becky this is some of what we have for urns:

We carry a large selection of Keepsake Jewelry. These beautiful pendants hold a special memorial, a small amount of cremains, a lock of hair, some dried flowers from funeral arrangements, or some sacred ground from the burial site.
http://www.evrmemories.com/images/heartkeepsakes/doubleheartkeepsake.jpg http://www.evrmemories.com/images/238cross.jpg http://www.evrmemories.com/images/picturependants/small-heart-pendant.jpg http://www.evrmemories.com/images/glasslocket/teardropglassmemoriallocket.jpg
• All necklaces come with: FREE!! 20” Silver Chain
• FREE!! Gift Box
• FREE!! Funnel to assist in filling the keepsake
We have many other styles to choose from!


Urns:
http://www.evrmemories.com/images/marble-index.jpg
http://www.evrmemories.com/images/wood-index.jpg
http://www.evrmemories.com/images/campanion.jpg
http://www.evrmemories.com/images/picture-index.jpg

Many other styles to choose from!

[Ana975]

Joan, I put the blood into biohazard containers and someone comes by to pick it up every week.

[Bridget]

Joan, I put the blood into biohazard containers and someone comes by to pick it up every week.

WOW! Do you know the name of the company? I've never heard of that business before. Is it expensive to have it picked up?

[Ana975]

Bridget, the company is "Hungry for You". Kind of an odd name but they have excellent service. They are here on time every week to pick everything up and if I have more blood than usual and need them to come sooner, they are more than happy to do so.

[Darcy]

Can I put a coffin on layaway just in case something happens to me? Do you offer a payment plan? Money's a little tight right now, but I should be OK once my Little Ghouls and Goblins opens tomorrow.

[Lynn]

Congratulations on your new business. I heard people are dying to get in.

Like Darcy I am wanting to pre-purchase a coffin. Perhaps layaway is the way to go?

[mama]

Bridget, the company is "Hungry for You". Kind of an odd name but they have excellent service. They are here on time every week to pick everything up and if I have more blood than usual and need them to come sooner, they are more than happy to do so.

If you ever want to donate your extra blood, please consider our business

[MrsPeacefrog]

I am a live in the moment kinda gal, but the latest news article has me a bit scared, I might pre-purchase my funeral, now I just need to make sure you can handle it though, I am a very much loved person in this town, can you handle that kind of load?

[Mandi]

I hope I won't be needing your services, Ana. No offense. :lol:

No kidding. :lol:

[Ana975]

Mandi, I hope you don't either.

Deb, I can handle anything you throw my way! I'm a great party planner and I think your funeral would probably be a great big party in your memory!

Darcy and Lynn, yes I accept payments, PM me with what you have in mind.

[Sandy]

Are you handling Suzi's funeral? What are the details?

[Bridget]

Ana I just read an article on people being buried alive. Since I know you are very knowledgeable about coffins. Is it possible to get out of one if the lid closes on you by mistake?

[Ana975]

Sandy, I haven't been contacted by Suzi's family.

Bridget, all the caskets I sell have a key tucked into the padding that you can use in case you are locked in. It's a great feature, as long as you know where to find it.

[Melissa]

I think I'm going to have to go with cremation. I'm loving the pendants with ashes.

[Ana975]

Aren't those pendants cool? I never knew they existed (til yesterday).

[mama]

When is the service planned for Suzi?

[Martian Lullaby]

I would like to pre-plan my funeral with you. Much easier on the family that way.

[Ana975]

Wonderful Megan....PM me all the details and I'll take care of it.

I finally heard from Suzi's family and they basically want to have one big party, with loud bands and open bar! Will have details tomorrow, hopefully.

[MrsPeacefrog]

Ana, my premises is available for Suzi's memorial. Just let me know what time and I will be sure to have enough drinks and the right bad chosen!

I will also create a cocktail in her memory! I hope that helps.

[Hilary]

I can have my memorial with Suzi's if that's alright with her family. :)

[MrsPeacefrog]

The bar is equiped to handle any size event. We would be happy to accomodate.

such a terrible tragedy, I have had these two deaths on my mind non stop! :blue:

[Lyoshka]

Oh...Hilary, I was going to have your memorial at the StarDust Coffee shop tonight at 9 pm, right after Suzi's. but if you'd rather have it together with Suzi's at Deb's place, that's ok with me... your wishes will be respected, of course :)

[Suzi]

Hilary, sounds like a rockin' idea to me!! :dude:

Deb...a cocktail named after me ...I am HONORED!!! Let's call it "Bitch on Wheels!" :lol2: